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Ewwww - Hubby is gross


gr33n3y3z wrote: Good morning everyone
This is why I hate when hubby is up in the am with me
He needed finger nail clippers couldnt find them then he came over to me and said bite my nail for me and shoved it in my face and wouldnt stop and then he started to bugging the crap out of me. On this note I'm off to work and I didnt bite his nail I told him he is sick!!!!!!!!!!

Sunflower04 replied: lol- sounds like something my DH would do!

redchief replied: sleep.gif

Kaitlin'smom replied: eeeewwwww thats discusting.....hummm lets think of something to get him back with mooohhhaaaaaa laugh.gif

Boys r us replied: LOL..I'm dying here!! You two are too funny!

Last night I took the kids to get their pics taken, well I'd asked Tanner before we went to cut his nails b/c they were as long as mine blink.gif and so we were sitting there in the reception area of the studio when I noticed he hadn't cut them..well..it left me no choice but to bite them off puke.gif and there was another little boy in the waiting area about Tanner's age..and Tan was looking all mortified..I said, 'are you embarrassed?" and of course he said,"YEAH" I said.."good, then maybe next time you'll listen to me when I tell you to do something!!!"

But I agree..DISGUSTING!! I wanted to vomit the whole time I was doing it..luckily he was freshly bathed!

dreamweaver82 replied: ewww....i won't even bite my own nails. the other day i told my bf that he had a pimple on his back and he asked me to pick it....i was like "Pick your own pimple you sick freak"....he started laughing and then Angel came over and joined in laughing.

My2Beauties replied: LOL....I do bite Hanna's nails sometimes because it's hard to clip hers, I can only do it when she is sleeping! HOwever, I would never ever bite DF's nails for him. Speaking of clipping nails, he clips his toenails all the time and even the skin around them that is kind of dry blink.gif and leaves his toenails on the carpet for people to step on puke.gif But I have to admit I am an avid nail biter (my own nails) and am trying so hard to quit!

TANNER'S MOM replied: My gross hubby always says i have ingrown toe nail, help me get it out. NO WAYYYYYYYYY. Then he tried to recruit the kids, and they refuse. I hate my own feet so I am in no way touching his.

He will you cut the kids nails, why not mine. I say the kids have sweet feet and I love them..yours on the other hand???

kimberley replied: LOL that is gross! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

A&A'smommy replied: LOLOLOL ya'll are halarious!!!! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

gr33n3y3z replied: I'm telling you he even picks belly button fuzz and throws it at me
Who wants him I will sell him to you for 10 thousand dollars better yet he is free biggrin.gif
Lets see you get snot rockets
someone who rattles the walls with snoring
And farts loud in public

favre4fan replied: Grosss!!!!!

dreamweaver82 replied: Michael does the farting thing too....everyone can hear him but he whispers to me "I farted" and then giggles.....sometimes he tries to blame them on Angel

He also snores loudly and i'll move him around at night to find the right position where its not as bad...lol

They are soooooo sick.........but gotta love them anyways

kit_kats_mom replied: Ewww!

Well, he's a pretty great guy on the boards wink.gif but I'll stick with my Dh who does all but the snot rockets....that's just nasty redchief. dry.gif LOL

Lollie replied: Hehehehehe...so gross and funny!!! biggrin.gif

My hubby farts and then he looks at me and says..."Awww...I know you cant keep it in cos you need to let your wind out!!",while he ribs my belly.... huh.gif He did this when we were over at friends...what a freak!!!He does crazy things but I just love his sense of humour!! wub.gif biggrin.gif

redchief replied: Heresay, Innuendo and Bunk I say! tongue.gif

Nicole replied: HAhahahaha lol
Thats ok my hubby poor guy get`s hair on his ears, and guess who he asks to shave it off tongue.gif

Josie83 replied: That is minging! xx

coasterqueen replied: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

My2Beauties replied: YUCK!!! I can relate with the snot rockets, loud farting, and fingernail thing...men are just SICK tongue.gif

bucky replied:
woman just do that stuff when noone can see or hear them wink.gif


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