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For all the mommies out here


0-10andbackagain wrote: MOMMIES ARE SMART
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has
germs on it," I told her in my best mommy voice.
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "If you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mommy. rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif Your make there day!

mommy2owen replied: that is too cute!

Lollie replied: Hehehehehe...thanx for the laugh!!! biggrin.gif

Devlin didnt find it as amusing as I did!! rolling_smile.gif

iluvmysweetiepies replied: That was cute LOL. Don't let Vig see this though. tongue.gif

MommyToAshley replied: BAAAAHHHHAAAHAAA!

That was cute! Actually, TLCDad was laughing so I had to ask him what he was laughing about and he showed me this thread. tongue.gif

0-10andbackagain replied: Im glad you liked it! rolling_smile.gif

Becky74 replied: Too cute rolling_smile.gif

loveydad replied: that's pretty rough on us daddsy sad.gif

Kirstenmumof3 replied: laugh.gif I've read this before, it's pretty funny!

0-10andbackagain replied:
Your know its a joke. Take it or leave it. Im not saying your a bad dad I bet your a great one. But for mommies its just funny.

loveydad replied:
Well maybe you should tell jokes that are nicer to dads. Don't give me lip just becasue I said it was rough. I was joking too. Think about the pms.

0-10andbackagain replied:
Ok if you where joking! Im sorry then. And "lip" what are you my father? rolling_smile.gif

loveydad replied: Thanks. Susan, isn't it?

loveydad replied:
yep it was downright rude. I know more than all the kid's mothers because I care more.


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