For all the mommies out here
0-10andbackagain wrote: MOMMIES ARE SMART I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs on it," I told her in my best mommy voice. At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed. "If you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mommy. Your make there day!
mommy2owen replied: that is too cute!
Lollie replied: Hehehehehe...thanx for the laugh!!!
Devlin didnt find it as amusing as I did!!
iluvmysweetiepies replied: That was cute LOL. Don't let Vig see this though.
MommyToAshley replied: BAAAAHHHHAAAHAAA!
That was cute! Actually, TLCDad was laughing so I had to ask him what he was laughing about and he showed me this thread.
0-10andbackagain replied: Im glad you liked it!
Becky74 replied: Too cute
loveydad replied: that's pretty rough on us daddsy
Kirstenmumof3 replied: I've read this before, it's pretty funny!
0-10andbackagain replied: Your know its a joke. Take it or leave it. Im not saying your a bad dad I bet your a great one. But for mommies its just funny.
loveydad replied: Well maybe you should tell jokes that are nicer to dads. Don't give me lip just becasue I said it was rough. I was joking too. Think about the pms.
0-10andbackagain replied: Ok if you where joking! Im sorry then. And "lip" what are you my father?
loveydad replied: Thanks. Susan, isn't it?
loveydad replied: yep it was downright rude. I know more than all the kid's mothers because I care more.
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