For sale!

Brias3 wrote: Limited time offer....

- 2 year old boy
- not quite fully potty-trained
- favorite word of the month is "no" and "ME!" (for "mine")
- newest thrill in life is screaming in public
- insists on wearing a tiara everywhere you go but will take it off when within the comfort of your own home
- has decided he no longer needs a daily nap and has adjusted his wake hours from about 6 am till 9 pm if you are lucky
- insists that you sing "Baby Beluga" seven times an hour
- will grate graham cracker crumbs into your freshly vacuumed out car while you are taking a quick cell phone call
- will do all of the above in a span of ten hours!


All I can say is what a day...

Fate laughs in my face as I stupidly think I escaped the terrible two's

mummy2girls replied: lol... i needed that laugh:)

and ill buy him! Jenna would get along with him ! but instead of smushiong the crumb she like to use choclate pudding to finger paint my white quilt...

luvmykids replied: Well I don't want to buy but would consider a trade for:

-2 year old girl, not quite potty trained but enough to take pull ups off by herself and pee in a corner like the dog she thinks she is
-prefers sleeping in the bathtub to her new daybed style toddler bed
-favorite game: remote control wild goose chase (or car keys wild goose chase or cell phone wild goose chase. Actually the wild goose chase can be easily adapted to work with anything important, necessary, or needed in a hurry)
-gourmet chef; favorite dish to make is cottage cheese with raw eggs and baby carrots garnished with gogurt
-cheap to feed, claims to not like anything you put in front of her
-incredible nail polish artist, especially likes blank canvases such as toilet lids

If interested please call ....

redchief replied: Aww... I know he's a workout, but I kind of miss those years when every turn of the corner brought something new and emotions were still sorting themselves out. You'll both be fine!!! Besides, if you really try to sell him you'll wind up in this God-forsaken bidding war, have to declare capital gains on your taxes and then go out and do something silly like have another baby.

Brias3 replied:

OMG I do not think I've laughed so hard all month. Want to carpool to the looney bin?

Brias3 replied:


Very true! I might need to bail out before the bidding starts!

Brias3 replied:
Wow! Chocolate pudding, huh? Don't say that too loudly, Mason might like Jenna's idea

luvmykids replied:
Yes, just let me finish this round of car-key-wild-goose-chase ... right now, she's winning

C&K*s Mommie replied: You guys are such hoots!! Selling your kiddos.... and being honest about them. HA! When we try to sell our girls, we are as dishonest as they come. We say. "No....they are angels , nope they never fight, they always obey, what the terrible two's??? nahhhh..... they are the TERRIFIC twos!!" Gotta make some kind of profit off of them, so they are always on sale for 'buy one for a penny, you get one free' Takers?? Anyone??

Nope, not gonna happen...

luvmykids replied:
Nicole, I don't believe it for a minute, I just know your girls really are angels!

And that might be the ticket for me, who can resist a "Buy One Get One Free"?

redchief replied:
You all should sell this stuff! Leno would be cancelled in a minute!

MyBlueEyedBabies replied: Budding artists??? I don't know how much of it can be concidered art until there has been a poop masterpiece. WE had a lovely one about a year ago, the canvas was walls, carpet, door some choice pieces of clothing (not on of course) and last but certainly not least her sweet I don't know any better little brother. I'll take pudding and nail polish any day

that being said she is perfect! has yet to throw a tantrum that lasts for more than 5 hours, She is potty trained unless arround a grandparent then magically has no idea what the toilet is. She can empty a dresser and closet to the floor in under 2 minutes, and will gladly put herself in time out because it means she can do any of the above mentioned

C&K*s Mommie replied:

C&K*s Mommie replied: LOL. of course, of course you are right! ONLY when they are sleeping, they are perfect angels.

My3LilMonkeys replied: I've got a 2 year old up for sale too - she does lots of chores!

- picks up all the toys and throws them in the corner under the table so they're harder to get to

- puts folded laundry away in the bathtub and then turns the faucet on

- makes the bed with the cat in it

- dusts all available surfaces by covering them with crumbs

- washes the TV screen with fingers dipped in milk

-cleans out the refridgerator by taking food out and putting it under her bed


For an extra penny I'll throw in the 10-month old that doubles as a vacuum cleaner - she'll eat anything and everything on your floor!

luvmykids replied:
Maybe mine's not so bad after all ..... And I have been looking for a new cleaning lady