Forget McCain and Obama...

Danalana wrote: What if I run for President?
I know it would be a miracle, considering the 2 candidates have already been nominated by their parties, BUT I could be independent!
Can I count on your vote?
If not, I probably won't even run.
Let's see, let me get my scandals out in the open...
When I was 3, I walked out of a store with a Mickey Mouse night light. Later that same year (I was a delinquent!), I walked out of another store with a Milky Way, which my embarrassed mother returned.
In Kindergarten, I got a paddling the first day for spitting on a boy.
In first grade, I tried tripping an entire class of kids
I laid pretty low after that, but I have had a few speeding tickets
The thing I want to work the hardest on is cheese.

Anybody?

luvmykids replied: Could you be a little more clear on your stance on cheese before I commit? Wait, nevermind, NM doesn't allow write ins

Danalana replied: What the heck is write ins?
And my stance on cheese? What do you think?

luvmykids replied: Some states allow you to write in the name of a candidate, not all states who allow them let the votes count though, making me question why they allow it in the first place

I am all for cheese

Danalana replied: So you're saying I can count on your vote? I mean, you can still write my name in there to prove a point.

Sam & Abby's Mom replied:
R U Serious ?!

Danalana replied: Yeah, they were walking by in the lunchroom. They were in a perfect line, and I just thought it would be awesome to see them tumble like dominos Needless to say, it didn't go as planned. And just to add, I wasn't trying to be mean...so please still vote for me!

mammag replied: Well, you did have my vote until I read your laundry list of crimes. The Milky Way thing was just over the top!!! It really makes me question your integrity. I'm really going to have to ponder this for a while first.

lisar replied:
LOL

Me to.

Danalana replied: If it helps, I felt tremendous guilt over that Milky Way.
Or tell me what WILL help me get your vote, and that's what I'll say/do.
Hey, it turns out that I am good at politics!

My2Beauties replied: Who are you choosing for VP, can I be your running mate?

Let me know before I air my dirty laundry! LOL! I would vote for you Dana!

A&A'smommy replied:

Your stance on cheese I still don't understand, please enlighten me.

Also what are plans for our country?

Danalana replied: LeaAnn,I would love to have you as a running mate! I need to hear your dirty laundry first, though. I hope it's not a lot more than mine
I think cheese speaks for itself...it's my FAVORITE, too!
As for the country, I still don't have any plans. I need to get with some speech writers and see what they are, and then I will get back to you.
But YAY CHEESE!

My2Beauties replied:
Ok here goes:

I once stole some Scotch Tape from K-Mart at the age of 5, my dad took me back into the store and made me apologize (don't ask why it was Scotch Tape I have no earthly idea)
I skipped school a few times in high school
I cheated on a test once
I had a child out of wedlock
I curse (a lot)
I've had a few speeding tickets as well

I'll start with that. If it makes anyone feel any better, I wasn't the only kid in that class that cheated on that particular test, everyone had the answer sheet, it was passed around, so we'll call it peer pressure. The scotch tape incident I feel really badly about, I apologize as profusely as a 5 year old kid could. I was on BC when I got pregnant - LOL!

Danalana replied: Alright, you will strongly be considered for the position! First, I have to see if I am going to be nominated in the independent party...