Funny stories with kids mispronouncing words - Let hear yours!
MommyToAshley wrote: In light of Ashley's new words (see my msg in Sept club) I thought it would be fun to hear about any funny stories with kids mispronouncing words.
When my sis (Ashade75) was little, we lived in Germany (Army brats) and there was a kid that lived by us named Pursey. Well, she couldn't pronounce "r" and would leave it out of words. Whenever she would see him outside, she would run and yell ... well, you figure it out (Pursey without an "r"). LOL 
jdkjd replied: My parents always modified sh*t with shat,
So one time I told my parents that I had dog shat on my shoes. LOL
amynicole21 replied: Hmmm, not really a mispronouncing story, but still sort of goes along with Ashley's comments...
When my nephew (Malik - no relation to Maliksmommy LOL!) was about 3 he was playing on the floor and couldn't figure out a toy. Loud and clear he says "sh*t!" There was a room full of adults who all heard him, and SIL said, "Malik! We don't use bad words!!" He got up, ran over to her and whispered in her ear, "but Mommy, I didn't say f*ck!"  Guess he made some sort of distinction between the two!!
I attached a pic of Malik, just cause I have one on my computer... He's a cutie. 
MommyToAshley replied: LOL!! Both those stories are funny! I hope I didn't wake Ashley up when I busted out laughing!
And, Malik is a cutie!
booey2 replied: Well our boys don't use the bad words, only daddy, and they let him know it when he does. A friend of ours have a little girl who when through a phase around 1 or 2 that every other word was f***. Boy was that a shocker. Another friend's little boy couldn't say fire truck, he as having trouble with the letter "t" so he would say fire fruck.
Kaitlin'smom replied:
how funny!
my MIL told me my DH could not say truck so it was Fire F*ck!
MommyToAshley replied:
My MIL said the same thing about DH
Except, he was in the store and said, "Mom, I wanna F*ck! LOL
Hillbilly Housewife replied: My dad always used very colorful language....
During a family party for a wedding anniversary or something (cvan't remember, it was like 8 yeasr ago...my brother, then probably around 7, and the other boys in the family (uncles and cousins) were playing a game of football.
Well...my brother didn,t really know how to play... and he caught the ball... he saw 3 of my cousins running towarda him to tackle him...so he got down and covered the ball with his body. They all sandwiched him. A big pile on!  He yells out Get off me you c*cksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone went quiet.... and someone said : well HE's surely no doubt his father's son....
and everyone laughed.
mummyof2boyz replied: Logan(DS#1) would and still does say clock, but he forgets to pronounce the "L" in it so I am sure you know what that work is. he he
Kaitlin'smom replied:
LOL too funny!
wheeeww that was a good one TLCDad!
CantWait replied: Robbie is 7 and for some reason has a hard time saying "HULK" instead he prononces it "HUNK" LOL
His teacher has also got in the habit of telling the kids to "shut their pie hole" OMG, guess what Robbie says now.... 
Cal&Camsmom replied: lol my 7 1/2 yr. old is gonna kill me but, he still says the funniest things! Today my dad took him to the liquor store to buy some milk really quick. So he came home today afterwards & told me that his g-pa took him to the "liquid store"...lol Just recently he's started calling minature golf the right name. He was calling it "measuring golf".
When he was little he was a car fanatic (like he is now). He knew/knows EVERY single car/truck & their job. Well, at the time he was into construction type trucks. So he called a bulldoser a "bullweiser" (lol) Probably because my dad drinks Budweiser. & he called a cherry picker a "chi chi picker".
He still cracks me up with the things he says. I can't wait to see what Camrynne says!
Jenn
MommyToAshley replied: LOL! hehehe, those are great!
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