GRRRR - Dh is full of it

mckayleesmom wrote: Ok...our toilet bowl leaks every once in a while because our landlady thinks she is Mrs. Fix it. She didn't use the right type of seal at the bottom. It doesn't leak all the time,,just once in a blue moon. Anyways...you know how men drip when they pee sometimes and it gets on the floor? I always tell Leithan to wipe it up and he says...I didn't pee on the floor it was the toilet leaking again. Well I know hes full of it because the drips are 5 inches away from the bowl and there isn't a trail from the bottom of the toilet base to the spots.

Skip to last night....Dh has been on this medication that I swear makes him 95% retarded. He is sooo loopy and out of it when he takes them..which is why he can only take them at night. Last night I was in the bathtub and he came in and closed the curtain so he can go to the bathroom (hes shy)...lol...anyways after he left. .I opened the curtain and I kid you not...He peed on the floor . I know he didn't do it on purpose....I know its the drugs...You guys would laugh your butts off if you saw him on these drugs. But I was not laughing about the pee on the floor...seriously,,,he missed the entire bowl. I went in the bedroom after cleaning it up and asked him if he realized he peed on the floor and this is how our conversation went

Me...."did you know you peed on the floor and missed the entire bowl"?
Him...."I didn't pee on the floor...the toilet bowl is leaking again"
Me.... ..."um..babe...I have used that toilet all day today and it was fine...you wissed on the floor"
Him..."did not"
Me..."yes you did....its kind of funny how it only leaks when you pee in it...we must have a really smart toilet that is prejudice against men and testosterone and only accepts estrogen pee"

GRRRRR


Im going to talk to him when he gets home...he probably doesn't even remember last night.....it took me 15 minutes to convince him he was on the wrong side of the bed last night....then I finally gave up and physically moved him.

A&A'smommy replied: LOLOLOL My dad use to have to take some pain meds that did that to him I wouldn't even talk to him because he would freak me out!

Anyway that is halarious!!!!

mckayleesmom replied: LOL....the first day he was taking them...he was twitching...I was cracking up.

My2Beauties replied: LOL that is funny!

DVFlyer replied:

Funny. Looks like it might be time for a lower dose or different medicine........... or a wider toilet bowl!!!!!!!

Hey I got it, convince him to pee in the tub!!!!!!!!

gr33n3y3z replied: I'm sorry but this is too funny and I know if it happend to me I would be mad.
But it shows meds. do funny things to ppl. lol
I have to agree with dvflyer lol

Boys r us replied: Haaaa!!! Too funny!!!!
Well, I know it's not funny for you! But it is comical! Try living in a house with three men trying to hit the hole!

AmyO replied:
maybe he should try sitting

JessC replied: LOL LOL,
tell him he needs to squat!

mckayleesmom replied:
No way...I was in the tub at the time...LOL

kimberley replied: LOL! well at least he didn't pee on you i think i would tie DH to a chair if he were like that... make him sit to pee!

chloe&tysmommy replied: LOL!!!