Guy needs advice

Twelve Volt Man wrote: So, today, I was feeling... shall we say, amorous. Using one of my smoothest lines, I asked my wife: "do you wash your undies in Windex, 'cause I can sure see myself in them."

For some odd reason, I was unsuccessful. Any idea why?

gr33n3y3z replied:
what did she say?

luvmykids replied: Maybe because us women have automatic shut off when we heard a cheesy line

Good try though, that used to be one of DH's favorites

Anthony275 replied: it's because you're married

CantWait replied: Omgosh lol, that's too funny

I have to say if my dh came up with something that funny, I'd probably give it to him

lovemy2 replied: Give her a steak and a few beers and maybe then she will let you in so to speak

Twelve Volt Man replied:
I'd rather go "love-less" than share my treasured beer and/or steak.

msoulz replied: I'm surprised she didn't say "I don't think they are your size" or something equally obnoxious.

Twelve Volt Man replied:
Ouch! No need to get mean!

My3LilMonkeys replied: If my DH said that to me I'd be laughing too hard to do anything.

Calimama replied: My DH is the king of cheesy one liners.

ZandersMama replied: that sounds like something i'd hear from one of the drunk guys at work. I say sry my 3 year old is better company.

Mommy2Isabella replied: I think it is semi cute if DH said it to me, I would laugh and he may have gotten a kiss out of it!

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: Wow, that's along the lines of, "That dress looks great on you, but it would look better on the bedroom floor."

A&A'smommy replied: did she laugh at you cause if my dh would have said anything like that I would have been

Boo&BugsMom replied:
Let me guess...did she roll her eyes at you? That is what I do to Troy whenever he says something that cheesy, which is often.

HuskerMom replied: I've never heard that one before but I'm sure if Dh said that to me I'd have to laugh. It's cute though.

TANNER'S MOM replied: It's funny! Humor is important in marriage.. We are laughing with you and not at you!

I once had a say.. you remind me of coffee..cause you grind so fine.. (I was on the dance floor) Yeah that didn't work..but I haven't forgot it!

Hillbilly Housewife replied: lol

i tell my hubby all the time: Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them...