Having Children is like...

holley79 wrote: Being pecked to death by ducks.


I saw this on a bumper sticker again today. I just had to What are some bumper stickers that make you scratch your head or just bring a smile to your face.

BAC'sMom replied: I'll clean this one up...

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS A LOT OF BUTTHOLES


Oh so true

My3LilMonkeys replied: One of my favorites, I have no idea where it's from though:

Dressing a toddler is like trying to shove an octopus into a handbag.

Kentuckychick replied: I don't think it's a bumper sticker but I've always laughed at the saying "Cleaning the house when you still have children is like shoveling the sidewalk when it's still snowing!"

My favorite actual bumper stickers would have to be "Yes this is my truck and NO I will NOT help you move!" and the one I saw yesterday that said "A great day it will be when our schools have a billion dollars with which to educate our children and the navy has to hold a bake sale to buy it's guns."

Calimama replied:
That's my life right this second. She found the newspaper.

luvmykids replied:
I love that saying....I just mentioned it to some of my friends

Mommy2BAK replied: hahaha those are all pretty funny!

My mom has a pillow that says "raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree"

punkeemunkee'smom replied: One that always makes me laugh says:

If it is called tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
In a tourist town we went to

One that says:

If you can read this GET OFF MY TAIL!!!

There was one on the back of one of our trailers that said

Leg check 50 ft.

luvbug00 replied:


I have this on a BIG pillow. I don't remeber where it is.. I gotta pull it out. I love that saying!

holley79 replied:
Oh wow I don't like that one.

punkeemunkee'smom replied:
Yeah...ummmm

My3LilMonkeys replied:
I always looked at that one as humorous....is it not meant to be?

Mommy2Isabella replied:

Personally, I dont find that even remotely humorous, coming from a strong military background!

Boo&BugsMom replied:
I did too. I am a strong supporter of the military, but there is some truth in the statement. I don't think it's suppose to be anti-military, more like "we fork out so much in tax money and our schools are still suffering".

luvbug00 replied: I think it's pretty funny and funny becasue it's true.