I have ventured to the dark side
cameragirl21 wrote: If I were a Catholic, I would start this out by saying, "Father forgive me, for I have sinned..." (or is it Father, bless me, sorry, not sure which is right) but alas, I cannot confess, and must seek my own repentence for the purity of my soul. And Tara, just so you know, this is entirely your fault. My friends, I have committed a grave sin, loaned my soul to the most evil of demons, engaged in the most horrible, most gruesome of actions. My soul, once purified will, no doubt, be forever haunted. 
It is evil, awful, the utmost in depravity.
What have I done, you ask? Only 1000 words could describe it, please scroll down.
It's dirty....
It's disgusting....
It's degenerate....
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Pure. Deep fried. Decadence. 
Oh, the horror, the evil, and the ubelievable ease with which this is made....
Tara, you have posted a recipe, you have posted a picture, you have spread evil to this forum, and you have turned a healthy juicy Jew into a deep fry diva! How can this be forgiven?
I needed redemption, but where would I find it? I needed an exorcism, but not the kind that requires a priest.
First, I needed to create my holy water....
And alas, my friends, I found it in the Green Goddess, see below:
It is this Green Goddess who saved me, only she could return my soul to me, however broken from all the oil and powdered sugar. It is she who became my holy grail in this dark moment of my being....
What is this Green Goddess and what makes her so powerful, you ask?
Cabbage, celery, green apple, lime, kiwi, cucumber, and wheat grass...may not sound appetizing but your kids and you will love her, she redeems all, equalizes the evil inside your intestines to once again, return to purity.
Alas, my friends, thanks be to the Green Goddess, my soul is clean once more. However, those couple pounds that have taken up residence on my buttisimo will not be leaving yet, in fact, tomorrow they'll be joined by a couple more.
Why, you ask? Because I still have batter left and I will be sinning and then seeking the redemption of the Green Goddess again tomorrow.  
Danalana replied: The funnel cake looks amazing!
The drink does, too, but I HATE celery...
Kaitlin'smom replied: I am so glad I dont feel well right now or I might have to venture with you.
they do look really good, and now i am wanting a jucier.......bad jennifer bad jennifer LOL
CantWait replied:
1000 smilies rolling for you Jennifer, that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm joining the dark side Sunday for Family Night!!!! The more and more I see it, the more I want it.
CantWait replied: PS, I really want a juicer.
Hmmmm my birthday is coming up, I should ask DH for one lol (if we could even find it here  )
cameragirl21 replied:
that's the reaction I was going for  , thank you. 
PrairieMom replied: You are welcome. Feels good to sin doesn't it? Muah ha ha ha ha. They are scary easy to make too. Like, super duper scary easy. And once you know how, it gets into your had and won't leave, knowing that you have every ingredient needed right at your finger tips...
I'll post my recipe for molten chocolate cake next week.
cameragirl21 replied:
you really are evil, Tara....
Kentuckychick replied: LOL! You clearly aren't Catholic... we would NEVER apologize for a sin like that 
And there'd better be alcohol in that drink
Hehe -- That looks soooo good!
PrairieMom replied:
Calimama replied: I don't even like funnel cake and you made that look good.
PrairieMom replied:
 WHAT? who doesn't like funnel cake? its like a big warm doughnut, yumm!
Danalana replied: I agree....it's pure loveliness. Especially with a yummy fruit topping!
I wanted to add that I'm not judging you for not liking it, Denise
Hillbilly Housewife replied: Oh.
My.
Gosh.
I'm starving, and heading to the store RIGHT NOW. That looks freakin AWESOME!!!!!!! 
MoonMama replied:
Both look super yummy!
lovemy2 replied: OK - I am IN - funnel cakes for all tonite and on the hunt for a juicer now -Craigslist here I come - can you make smoothies in them? Like can you add yogurt to the juicer?
Nice job Jennifer - helping Tara ruin us all
cameragirl21 replied:
Actually, Christine, you would only put fruits and veggies in your juicer, unless you get the kind that also makes pasta and baby food and they do make those.
If you want to add yogurt or a banana, for example that has no juice, you would make the juice in your juicer and then throw the juice and a banana or yogurt in your blender. I know it's an additional step and extra cleanup but it's so healthy and yummy.
A&A'smommy replied: mmmmmmm now i"m hungry!!! THanks  
msoulz replied: LOL Jennifer, and the pictures just added the wow factor to your story.  I hope the book you are writing includes lots of pictures. A children's book like that would be awesome so the adults reading it to the kids would have great stuff to look at too!! 
But to be honest I am having a hard time believing my kids would drink the juice . . . although I find it tempting to try, i fear I would spend a lot on a juicer and it would become another dust collector!
cameragirl21 replied:
Then you could drink the juice, Mary, it is so good and healthy and I promise your kids will like it, they may not like every combination but I can offer up a bunch of recipes that are totally kid tested and kid approved.
Btw, you can also start with a fairly inexpensive juicer, like around 30-50 bucks and see if you like it...those juicers won't last long if you juice daily but if you like juicing, you can always upgrade and if not, you'll have a juicer for occasional use.
And plus, they'll actually last longer than you think, maybe not years but I bet you could get 9-12 months of daily juicing out of them.
Kirstenmumof3 replied: OMG you're just too funny!!!!
My2Beauties replied: You are so funny! You made that funnel cake look delicious 
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