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Boys r us wrote: happy for the rest of your life...never make a ......


somebody finish it, so I'll know I'm not the only person who knows this song!!!!!!

I just heard it in the car and it has such a happy little beat to it...brae was in the backseat bopping his head and I said, do you like this song? and he said, "I Sure do!" rolling_smile.gif

mommy2owen replied: I have no clue!


Braedon is such a cutie! wub.gif

Boys r us replied: okay..I'll tell....

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, if you want my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you!!

Apparently it's an oldie..lol I almost peed in my pants when I heard it!

Maddie&EthansMom replied: tongue.gif Scotty sings this all the time.... laugh.gif

Kaitlin'smom replied: I dont think I have ever heard it wink.gif

gr33n3y3z replied: lol
never heard that before

mckayleesmom replied: Ok..I have heard it, but I thought it went

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..gotta make a pretty woman your wife.......
Don't tell me Ive been singing it wrong all this time...lol

BTW...its in the movie MERMAIDS..with Cher

DVFlyer replied: Yup, it's an oldie but goody. Used to listen to that 8-Track on the family trips.

ediep replied: I thought that was it, but i wasn't absolutely sure...I didn't want to respond and be wrong

MommyToAshley replied: I've never heard the song.
Funny though tongue.gif

Boys r us replied: Brianne..you've been singing it all wrong doll!!!

Throughout the song, it talks about how a pretty wife will bring a house full of sin, but an ugly wife will have you're meals ready on time..lol Actually kinda bizarre..but very funny..and once you hear it, it's one of those songs you can't get rid of..like margaritaville or something!

mckayleesmom replied: Well..I'll be a monkeys uncle.....who knew... wacko.gif

Boys r us replied: If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul
May, 1963 LeGrand-S.P.Q.R Records

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Boys r us replied: Here ya go!! This is a MUST HEAR!!

Click on this link and then scroll down to sample and it should be the 1st one, click on it!

"if you wanna be happy"


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