In the spirit of Halloween and horror films

MommyToAshley wrote: I am not a big fan of horror movies. But, it is the season for them. So, I thought it would be fun to give the characters in those movies a little horror movie advice.

Ok, I'll start...

DON'T RUN UPSTAIRS, you can't get out that way!

stella6979 replied: I love, love, LOVE horror movies and the more blood and guts the better!!! But ya....DO NOT RUN UPSTAIRS PEOPLE!! Although, it seems like no matter where you run, they always find you.

mummy2girls replied: TAKE off those darn high heels girl! And that tree is not a hiding place he will find you!

TheOaf66 replied: Don't walk around yelling "hello, is anyone there?"

If the light doesn't work, keep walking

Use the "buddy system"

When running away, stop looking behind you to see how close they're getting, head forward and just keep running.

sparkys2boys replied: Umm hellooooo.. kick em where the sun don't shine and RUN.. why do you stop to look back..???????

kimberley replied:

don't go into creepy looking houses/places! just keep driving!

PrairieMom replied: if you are dumb enough to hide in a closet, you deserve to die.

Crystalina replied: Make sure you keep up maintenance on that darn car so that it will start when there's a maniac trying to pull you through the window.

Oh, and practice putting your key in the ignition. It seems you can never do that in a hurry.

mckayleesmom replied: If you are halfway to freedom and you hear someone calling for help or even a friend that you hear being murdered....Don't go back for them...They are already dead and they were the ones that didn't run fast enough....

mckayleesmom replied: Don't run out of the woods and into the road and flag down the first car you see...usually it's still the killer.....Stay in the woods and keep low...follow the road to certain help.


Make sure your cell phone is charged...

MommyToAshley replied: If you smack them in the head with a 2X4 and they're still standing, don't stand there and look at them.... RUN!

And... they're never dead the first time they fall out the window. They always get back up.

mckayleesmom replied: Don't check on the killer once you knocked him out or thought you killed him...they are always alive...Make sure there is a bullet in his head first.

mckayleesmom replied: Don't wear skanky clothes...killers target them first...

mckayleesmom replied: Trust nobody...there is always a twist.

mckayleesmom replied: If they weren't your friends before...don't fall for them wanting to be your friend now....They are up to something


This is the funnest topic.

cameragirl21 replied: try to stay a virgin, they never die in scary movies....

lisar replied:
thats what I was thinking. They always go for the closet or the basement.

MommyToAshley replied:
That doesn't always work. Sometimes they get it when they sneak off in twos, too. Ever notice the guy always gets it first? I guess because the gals can scream louder.

Never say "I will be right back" and along the same theory as Brianna, never trust anyone that says "I'll be right back".

TheOaf66 replied: DON'T lock yourself in a room thinkin someone can't get past a lock

If there is no dial tone, don't keep hitting the button over and over going "hello hello"

pick up a weapon, almost anything is better than nothing ya know

sparkys2boys replied: OMG.. I am dieing here.. no pun!! To funny!

MommyToAshley replied: You all crack me up.


LOL @ the phone!

Make sure you have the leading role... you are usually the only one to survive.

TheOaf66 replied: now here is one no one ever thinks of

splash some blood on yourself and pretend you're dead. The killer won't try to kill you again *duh*

mammag replied: After you kill him, don't throw down the weapon and start crying. He's going to come back to life and then you'll need it again.

PrairieMom replied:
no doubt. Why DO they do that? DUH!!!

lisar replied:

mckayleesmom replied: Don't walk off by yourself....dumb people.

HuskerMom replied:
No kidding! Whenever that happens Dh always yells shoot him again! Or keep hitting him don't stop now!

MoonMama replied: I LOVE horror movies.

YOU have the weapon, yet you never use it and practically hand it over to them.

MoonMama replied: OK I thought of a couple more.

Don't put the cell phone down to go investigate whatever you just heard, keep it in your flippin' hand!

And WHY are you running through the wood with NO shoes when 5 minutes ago you had shoes on?

Danalana replied: If you hear a strange noise in the basement (which is WEIRD, considering there is NO BASEMENT!), don't get up to go investigate!

Celestrina replied: If your friend gets bitten by a zombie don't try to help them, kill them while you can. Eventually they will turn into one themselves, come after you, and be near impossible to kill.