My 4 yo on reproduction

PrairieMom wrote: For some reason Ben has this idea in his head that I am pregnant. (I'm not, not even trying)
all he talks about these days is what is gonna happen when the baby comes.
So this is the conversation we had on the way to the post office to mail those costumes this morning...

Ben: where are you taking those?

Me: I'm mailing them to another little boy who can wear them. You are to big now

Ben: what about the baby in your tummy? what will he wear?

Me: Honey, I don't have a baby in my tummy

Ben: yes you do

Me: No I don't. God, Daddy and Mommy have to put a baby in there, and there isn't one in there right now.

Ben: Yeah, God has the bones

Me: what?

Ben : God had the bones, and he puts them in your lap.

Me

Ben: Then he takes them to "how its made" (that TV show on the discovery channel) then they make a baby. then He brings it back in a helicopter and you go to the hospital and lay on the bed. Then he puts it in your tummy, and it pops right out. Like a flower!

Me: thats pretty close hun.

OMG. I have been dying D-Y-I-N-G all morning.

Mommy2BAK replied:

amynicole21 replied: Eh, close enough

My2Beauties replied: LMBO!!

holley79 replied: maybe he knows something you don't.

moped replied: Ya know....Jack said that the month of March to me and I could not figure it out - low and behold I was pg!

lisar replied: He is closer that what I would have told them. LOL... To cute how they come up with this stuff

PrairieMom replied:
not yet. AF just left.

AlexsPajamaMama replied: kids have the cutest ideas about life sometimes!

lovemy2 replied: Don't you just wish they went in and came out just like that? Just like a flower - so simple and easy - Gosh - I would have ten by now

Boo&BugsMom replied:
Tanner still doesn't get how he was in my belly first, then his brother. It's like he thinks it can only happen once. He thought he came from someone else's belly for awhile.

DansMom replied: That's ADORABLE!!!

luvbug00 replied: ahhh kids

~Roo'sMama~ replied: LOL!!

Calimama replied: He's so cute!

A&A'smommy replied: ROFL that is TOOO cute!!!!

redchief replied: That's way cute!

CantWait replied:
I only wish I knew where kids came up with these things.

ediep replied: thats awesome!!! He really put a lot of thought into that theory

KingMom replied: ROFL! that was too cute!