My morning

Maddie&EthansMom wrote: I was in Target buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Uga- and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........

Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital?

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door laughing his butt off

Our Lil' Family replied: Oh no you didn't Aimee!!??? I would not have been able to keep a straight face!

coasterqueen replied: THat's funny! I didn't know you had a dog.?.

sparkys2boys replied: OMG!!!!!! You didin't???????? That's hilarious!!!!!

TheOaf66 replied:
here's your sign..(Thank you Bill Engvall)

Maddie&EthansMom replied: Yes, I have a dog named Uga. He's a Shih-tzu and he will be nine in Feb. He was our first baby.

mom2my2cuties replied: That was funny

DansMom replied: Aimee, I want to give you an award for guts and glory. That is absolutely hilarious!

Calimama replied: Hahaha. I have to tell my hubby when he gets home. He's always telling people stuff like that.

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: Aimee, that is a perfect here's your sign moment. I love it. I totally couldn't have kept a straight face to say that. LOL.

moped replied: OMG that is something I would do for sure...........

You are hilarious

punkeemunkee'smom replied: OMG!!!
That is it you are grounded from me! You were the nice soft spoken one!

Hillbilly Housewife replied: LOL! I nearly woke up the babes laughing so hard!!

That's totally something I'd do!!!!

3xsthefun replied: OMG Aimee! That is too funny!

CantWait replied: Aimee I got that in an e-mail before. Did you really do that though. Omgosh I couldn't.

redchief replied: I'd like to say I'd be able to come up with such a story on impulse like that, but my practical jokes take a little bit more planning. At any rate, you have me ROFL.

J-rod replied: that is soooooooo awesome

gr33n3y3z replied:
now maybe ppl. wont ask stupid questions LOL

KingMom replied: You had me rolling!

I could have never done that!

C&K*s Mommie replied: That was very clever, Aimee! Kudos to you for pulling it off... until the very end.

cameragirl21 replied: OMG, Aimee, that's hilarious, that sounds like something I would do.
and it was a dumb question on the lady's part too.
but i remember once when i was going to Publix there was a homeless man outside with three dogs and i bought three cans of dog food to feed the dogs even though i don't have a dog so technically i suppose it could have been a valid question...then again, i didn't buy the large bag, i just bought three cans....

BAC'sMom replied: Dang I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. That is so funny Aimee!
I have had those kind of days too. I once had a lady tell me while I was shopping “Man you have your hands full” I told her “Yes I do… I would leave them in the car with the windows down but that is against the law”. She shut up and left me alone!

MotherForever2043 replied: I was on the floor laughing so hard!! That is hilarious. I would n ot be a ble to keep a straight face the whole time.

redplaydoh replied: I think I just wet my pants!