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OMG I'm Pregnant!!!


Mom2Boyz wrote: And look who the daddy is rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif This thing is hillarious!!
http://thepregnancytester.com

C&K*s Mommie replied: okay...okay... you fooled me! I thought you really were preggo! emlaugh.gif emlaugh.gif

This is mine:
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Michael Jackson of all people is the father! I am going to have a whopper of a baby too. Weighing in at 13lbs and some ounces! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

amynicole21 replied: Whew! I'm NOT pregnant tongue.gif

kayla's mama replied: rolling_smile.gif

It's A Boy!

brandi, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 12 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

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MyLuvBugs replied: That's hilarious!! rolling_smile.gif

Edward's Mommy replied: It's a Boy!

It's A Boy!

Brandi, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 9 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.



J-rod replied: im so bored i did this....wiht my GF info.... its a girl... BUT it's the mailman's growl.gif


gonna have to have a talk tonight. cool.gif

C&K*s Mommie replied: laugh.gif laugh.gif LOL laugh.gif laugh.gif

My2Beauties replied: OMG I thought you were serious! laugh.gif I couldn't go to the website from work, gonna have to do this one from home!

Edward's Mommy replied: I did it with my grandmother's name (she's 69) and she had a 16lb boy with Bill O'Reilly! So I tried it again with her name, and she had 14 lb boy with Bill Clinton. I was telling her about it and she says "Oh! Don't do it again!!!" laugh.gif

coasterqueen replied: laugh.gif I'm pregnant and wouldn't you guess....it's another GIRL! laugh.gif Oh and the daddy, get this....BOSS HOGG. puke.gif

Oooh, I want another daddy. tongue.gif

J-rod replied: ahhh crap..now i just had a baby with janet reno..... must....stop...playing....game...


luckily...i know its not the mailman....we live out and have a P.O. box...so i guess it may be the mailman's...since i get the mail for her. thumb.gif

J-rod replied: just did it again...still the mail man. lol


however it has always been a girl...so maybe thats out little sign..... who knows.

3xsthefun replied: Tina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 2 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.


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ediep replied: I just had a 16 pound baby girl with the Pope!! rolling_smile.gif

mckayleesmom replied: I got the Pool guy.....hes hot..Probably gay...but my baby will have good genes.

Brianne, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

My daughters name is Hayley Samantha Pool Guy

Godparents are Aurthor V. Pompassass and Agnes L. Prissyhind.

CAMSMOM1 replied: I had a 10 pound baby GIRL with the Neighbor Kid!!!
The picture of the Baby's father is hot! wub.gif emlaugh.gif

jcc64 replied: I'm having a 15lb baby boy with... PeeWee Herman!!!!

amymom replied: Anne Marie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Ralph Nader

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?


Aidan Aidan Nader

YEAH RIGHT!!!

Boys r us replied: Well, I had a baby with Fabio and he was 7 lbs 2 oz and his name is Aiden John rolling_smile.gif

Hillbilly Housewife replied: Dear God.

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PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

Hillbilly Housewife replied: I picked another daddy.... hubba hubba!!

The Neighbor Kid

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

TANNER'S MOM replied: I am having a baby girl!
9lbs 3oz
and the daddy Is Arnold Sch...however you spell it

I wonder if he says I will be back..when he is done makin babies..lol

ions_momma replied: LOL! Thats too funny!! rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

I am having a baby girl by Bill Clinton!!! ohmy.gif puke.gif

luvmykids replied: NOOOOOOOOO A 14 pounder with .....

Bill O'Reilly

Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.

danahas4monkeys replied: http://thepregnancytester.com/birth_certificate.html

Well I had a 12 lb 7 oz baby boy (not that far fetched considering the size of babies in my family actually had 2 brothers born over 12 lbs) he has black hair blue eyes and his father is Jesse Jackson ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I picked a new daddy it said the mailman which is funny cause my dh actually does work for the Postal Service lol!

Dana

PrairieMom replied: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!! Dick Cheney is my baby's daddy! blink.gif

Maddie&EthansMom replied: Amy you're evil. emlaugh.gif

I had a 7lb 2oz baby boy with DICK CHENEY!! puke.gif

aspenblue1 replied: It's a boy with Fabio

A&A'smommy replied: rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif Thats halarious!!!

heres mine and OMG that daddy is the MAILMAN!!! I wonder which one cause ours is a woman emlaugh.gif

My2Beauties replied: I got the pool boy - yummy! blush.gif

mummy2girls replied: im having a 10 lb 11oz baby boy ...with flipping pee wee herman! rolling_smile.gif

CosmetologyMommy replied: ewwww BILL CLINTON IS MY BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

MyLuvBugs replied: OMG!!!!! I'm doing this with my husband right now, and look at what it just said:

Erika, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 12 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

AND the "pool guy" is the daddy. LOL rolling_smile.gif

Oh I'm dying here. That was so much fun. rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: Me too,
Kelly, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And the father is...
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.
Eww, that is plain nasty.

holley79 replied: Ok this is just too much. Here's what is said:

Holley, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have red hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

How'd they know I was a redhead??? rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

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that was just too funny.

holley79 replied: Hey at least everyone now knows who their baby daddy is. rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif rolling_smile.gif

jem0622 replied:

Hey me too! I guess he is just too popular! rolling_smile.gif

luvbug00 replied: Jorden Gabrial fabio...a boy dad is fabio... wacko.gif

umm. no and looks like fabio's been busy recently.. time to collect child support!


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