Okay, embarassing, but still funny - may be TMI
MyBrownEyedBoy wrote: So this afternoon, after Logan woke up from extended naptime, we went to run some errands. Went to the grocery store then we headed to the post office to mail some pics of Logan to the GPs. So, Logan has had this stomach bug for a couple days. Mostly diarrhea (this is where it gets TMI). And last night I started to get trotsy too. Anyway, I was on the phone with my mom in the parking lot, getting her zip code. (I never can remember that.) And I let loose a fart, only it wasn't just a fart. I pooped my pants. I seriously haven't done anything like that in over 2 decades. I think the last time was when I was 7 and had the flu. I told my mom I had to go home and would mail stuff tomorrow. Then, because I knew she would laugh about it, I told her why. She proceeded to tell my little sister and I have since gotten 3 text messages and a phone pic of a box of baby wipes. The little brat. Sheesh, I still can't believe it. At least I was in the car and not standing next to it getting Logan out of his car seat or in the grocery store (even worse).
~Roo'sMama~ replied: Omg Lol!! I can't believe you told your mother! That happend to me last year sometime... I had the flu and had to go in the middle of the night and we had just moved from an apartment where the bathroom was about 3 steps from my bed to our house where the bathroom is downstairs and the bedroom upstairs.
Sorry you're sick - hope you feel better soon!
MyBrownEyedBoy replied: I tell my mother almost anything. LOL.
A&A'smommy replied: OMG I had that yesterday THANK GOD i didn't do that but I seriously could have it was HARD to hold in I'm like you I tell my mother just about everything too!!! Thats halarious though!
MommyToAshley replied: Sorry, didn't mean to laugh!
It's good that you can laugh about it... or take your family laughing about it. You're such a good sport!
Hope you feel better soon.
mysweetpeasWil&Wes replied:
I had a roomate in college that made me laugh so hard in the grocery store once that I peed right in the produce section. Luckily it was on one of those rubber mats and no one saw...hopefully!
Sorry that happened to you...but what a funny story! Can you get the stain out...j/k!!!
MyBrownEyedBoy replied: I have plenty of experience with poopy stains now. LOL. Thanks Rae for asking.
holley79 replied: That makes me feel SOOOOO much better. I tell my mom eveything also. I would post what happened to me that my mom laughed so hard she almost wet heself but it is really TMI. lol We need a most embarrassing, anon page. lol
holley79 replied: I have never peed myself until I was prego. I would call DH crying. He would try so hard not to laugh but it really was funny.
Isn't it great to know what your kids get it honest when they have their accidents?? lol
Ok, question, How does that work? Mom can have accidents, kids no no. Do as I say not as I do?? lol
PrairieMom replied: I actually did this too. In the middle of the mall. It was quite at least, but I just had no warning and couldn't get to the bathroom in time. (mexican food) I've never told anyone but my hubby!
mom21kid2dogs replied: You will never fart with confidence again! Too funny!!!
luvbug00 replied: I've done that too when I was really sick! Uhh it stinkls!!
My2Beauties replied: OMG I done that when I was preggo, thankfully I was at home getting ready for work one day, I can't believe I did that! Sorry to laugh but I am picturing the look on your face and I know at that very moment you rushed back to your car and sped all the way home!
DansMom replied: I had that happen a couple times after Daniel was born---so embarrassing, but at least I was at home! Well, I hope you are both feeling better soon! Your family sounds just like mine.
amynicole21 replied: This happened to me just a few days ago! First time ever. Thank GOD I was home - I was giving Sophia a bath at the time.
3xsthefun replied:
I've done that before also, when I was pregnant with Maegan. I was heading to a doctor appointment and I had go home and change. Thank goodness I wasn't to far from my house.
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