One heck of a toddler!

mysweetpeasWil&Wes wrote: Okay I must share...but please don't think I'm a bad mommy!

How does a kid under two manage to do all of this in ONE day??:

break a water glass on my nightstand and smile while giving me a piece of glass
put his hands in DH's blue ink pad which of course won't wash off his hands
pull dirt out of my plants and rub it down his body...the dirt was WET!
stick his finger in his poop and then rub his nose
pull the bread warmer tray out from the oven so that he can sit in it
fall down the stairs on his head the one time I'm not watching (luckily we have carpet)...he only cried for 10 seconds and then smiled

And last but not least, and certainly the funniest, chase the dog around the kitchen trying to grab his penis! Yep! I heard him giggling and I look down and he has his hand around IT as if he was literally trying to milk our dog!

Is this just a boy thing or his age?? I'm seriously going nuts wondering if this kid will live to see his 2nd birthday!

MyBlueEyedBabies replied: sorry to LOL but that's hillarious

just immagine what he could have gotten into if he was feeling 100%

A&A'smommy replied: OMG busy little bee he is!! No one is going to think your a bad mother little kids do things that just make you go HUH..... today when dh got home I asked him to help me out a little because I was SOOO exhausted he was like WHAT!! anyway I hope you get a good nights rest!!

mysweetpeasWil&Wes replied:
I KNOW! And through all of this, he's hacking up flem balls and of course thinks it's a funny sound! It's gotta be a boy thing!!

Laugh all you want...it is pretty funny, but I can't let him see me laugh!

PrairieMom replied: sounds about right to me. Just a typical day! I hear 3 is worse than 2

MyBlueEyedBabies replied: You have no idea how many times I have had to leave the room because I was about to start cracking up and didn't want the kids to see me
Matt loves flem too, definately a boy thing.

~Roo'sMama~ replied:

EWWWW!!

MyLuvBugs replied: OMG! That's just hilarious!
You've definately got your hands full there! I can't wait to have a boy. Although, Lorelei isn't much better...

Mom2Boyz replied: WoW!! Sounds alot like my day. I bet him and Conner would get along great

PhiMuMommy replied: ok this isn't as bad as milking the dog.. but i have a chiuhuahua and alex used to go around his fathers dog which is a beagle mix.. and hold its ears up as it walked..lol.


he sounds like such a boy.. alex climbed on our kitchen cabinet to get his own cup because i gave him the monkey cup and he wanted the elephant one and i told him no... i thought he was playing iwth the magnets on the fridge!!!!!

they are soo fast too.. turn your head one sec and wham they are off and into something else i swear.

Insanemomof3 replied: OMG that is too funny!!! He sounds like a very busy boy! Poor dog though, but I would DEFINETLY have a hard time not laughing in front of him. In fact, I laugh at my kids all the time.

MyBrownEyedBoy replied: Wow, Rae. You really have your hands full. My biggest problem lately hasn't been Logan, it has been Aaron winding him up right before bedtime. But he did tip the Christmas tree twice and has been poking things into the guinea pig cage. I found 2 ornaments in there as well as one of his old binks. Luckily, he doesn't use the binks anymore, he just plays with them. As for the poo thing, Logan rubbed his favorite bunny in it the other day. Then screamed at me when I took bunny away. Must be some wierd kid thing. And I am so glad I don't have a dog. LOL. You are NOT a bad mommy. But it seems you do have an extremely active boy. Isn't it great?!? I keep telling myself that.

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
nah... not my 3 year old... he's as quiet as can be! Very independant though... he MUST do things on his oiwn, or else........