Round 2--Join in - Dear *****

mckayleesmom wrote: Dear Crazy Neighbor,

Don't you think its time to find a new home for your pitt bull? Seriously, every morning you are walking around screaming for that stupid dog. You obviously cannot keep her in your back yard safely. It's not safe or fair for her that you cannot keep her in your yard at all times. She is a pitt bull and although she is friendly, most people just see a pitt bull and eventually they are going to come and get her. You have already recieved numerous tickets for her running the streets because people have called already. Your other dog stays nicely in the yard, but this dog has proven that she is just not well suited for your yard. I have helped you catch her twice, including this morning. If you sit down and call her nicely she will probably be more then willing to work with you. Chasing her around the neighborhood screaming like a lunatic will not. All I had to do was sit down and call her over and she came up to me nicely. Would you go back to the lady screaming, cursing and chasing you? Please find her a home where the person knows how to work with her breed and can keep her contained in a proper enviroment.

Sincerley

The neighbor that is tired of hearing you yell at 6 in the morning...EVERY MORNING.

CantWait replied: Dear Dr.s Office.........

Thanks for calling me over a week after I had my sereology for my bladder infection. I already told you I was pregnant, confirmed by Home Pregnancy Test, so why are you making me wait now until I see a OB/GYN? Don't you understand I've had this infection for over three weeks and I'm getting tired for peeing every 10 minutes (that's suppose to come 7 months down the line ). And to make matters better, you call me the day when everyone is leaving for their cottages for the long weekend, and when the military is setting up in Moscow for their Victory Day, so how am I suppose to get to see you, when driving there will take 3 hours. Oh but wait, I have an appointment for the 20th, and so far, the OB/GYN hasn't called me back to see if I can get in on Wednesday (the first day after the holiday) for me at least since I'm volunteering at my son's school Tuesday. Soooo hmmmm looks like I'll be living with this for at least another two weeks....NICE Oh ya, did I mention, Wednesday is my ONLY day off work during the week and I was reallllllllllllly looking forward to going to the mall to do some shopping and hopefully find a cute summer dress and some flipflops.

Can you please get your s%&t together.

Thanks,

Your really irritated patient.

TheOaf66 replied: Dear (TV/Phone/Internet Providers)

When I call to place an order with you, train your moronic sales people not to tell me lies and to inform me of steps to take to ensure proper installation so I don't keep getting calls from you saying you have to change my date because of "whatever" problem.



Dear Aiden,

Please go to sleep...go to sleep when it is your bedtime, stay asleep until 7 would be nice, just sleep soundly as you do need your rest.

CantWait replied:
Dear Dr.s Office,

Thanks for finally calling me back. I appreciate you getting me in in a timely manner, even if it is at 3:30 pm when my kids are out of school, and my son will have to miss badminton that day

coasterqueen replied: Dear (state of IL),

Do you have to do road construction EVERYWHERE all at ONCE? I mean seriously?! It is hard enough to get to work in the morning during legislative session, then every road I try to turn on to escape road construction there is MORE construction. Especially during the last month of session, when 3/4 of Chicago comes down to our city meaning more traffic than normal. Couldn't you please just wait until AFTER session ends in three weeks and THEN start construction. Also, it would be nice to wait 3 more weeks for the poor school bus drivers who have to deal with the road construction as well.

You've never been very intelligent on when to do construction. You usually wait until the busiest times (i.e., end of session, 4th of July holiday, right when school starts up, etc, etc). I know it seems like the perfect time to start construction with the weather nice, not hot, etc, but seriously if you encounter lots of road ragers it's understandable. Or at least give us all fair warning and ways to re-route our ways to work, etc.

Thanks,

From a citizen who is really hating this state

Kentuckychick replied: Dear Rain,

Go away. No really... GO AWwwwway. I'm tired of you.

Not so sincerely,
One very annoyed rained on person.

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Dear Lupron,

So I may have told the doctor this morning that I agreed to try a 3-month shot of you. Mess with my system too much and I'm going to beat the living beejeezus out of you.

Sincerely,
The endo Patient.

A&A'smommy replied: Dear Friends,

I'm tired of drama, and all the selfishness thats why I never call or hang out anymore. Also I will be friends with our so call enemy I like her she is sweet and if you guys would take the time to be a friend and ask whats going on then you would find out that all the assumptions were wrong and rumors too.

love,
Jess

DVFlyer replied: Dear Neighbor,

Our life was going pretty good until you moved in.

I wish you would move so it would go back to being that way.

Us.

TheOaf66 replied:
Just like WI karen

We have

Pre-Winter
Winter
Spring/Winter Mix
Road Construction


I love living in a place with seasons

My2Beauties replied: Dear Puerto Rico Account Reconciliation,

Why the h*** won't you balance for me???

Sincerely,

Disgruntled Worker

Insanemomof3 replied:
Wow, did I miss a post??? I didn't know you were pregnant again! Congrats!

mckayleesmom replied: Dear Rain,

Be gone already. I was planning to take Russell for a walk.

Insanemomof3 replied: Dear body,

Please heal faster, I am tired of hurting. Very tired of things not feeling like they should.

Calimama replied: Dear Miabella,

You are meant to be our child. You are one the strongest people I have ever met and you're only 2. Keep your head up, and smile when people ask where your daddy is. I know that lady was horrible, but she was just ignorant. Your daddy wanted a little girl long before I ever met him. You are his entire world and he's crazy about you. Don't let anyone tell you any different. I know you don't understand this life yet but you will. In the meantime don't ever doubt how much your daddy loves you. Because in his eyes, you've hung the moon.


Love you,
Mommy

coasterqueen replied:

CantWait replied:
Oh gosh, what happened

CantWait replied:
Yes I am It's a little high risk though considering I got pregnant only a couple weeks after my d/c from our second loss. We're hoping things will work out but it's still so early.

Calimama replied:
My best friend, Miabella, and I are sitting in IHOP when Antonio calls. The lady behind us had been oogling over Bells and talking to her up until this point. Well we get off the phone and the lady asks where her dad is. I told her and she says, "Yeah just another teenage dad (BTW Antonio is 27) skirting out of his responsibilities. Well you're doing great hun!" THEN she goes, "don't worry, my kids were raised by their step father and he loves them like they are his own. You'll have no problem finding someone else to be her daddy who won't leave her."

Oh and Miabella fully understood the last part. She started crying and yelling at the lady saying, "daddy no leave me! (meaning he didn't leave me). We had to leave. 1. to calm her down and 2. so I wouldn't shove the lady's eggs in her face.

My2Beauties replied:
What a B**** excuse my french! OMG I wanna shove her eggs in her face for you hon. I can't believe she thinks the fact that he's off fighting for our country that he's not taking care of his responsibilities! WOW - what nerve!

PrairieMom replied:
wait, you TOLD her where he was, and she then made it out like he was abandoning you guys? Seriously? WTH? and anyway, what business is it of hers? Hoope she feels great for shattering a young girls heart for the morning. Niiiiice. people suck.

My2Beauties replied: An Update:

Dear Puerto Rico Account Rec,

Thanks for finally balancing....took you long enough Geez!

Sincerely.

Now a not so disgruntled worker!

Calimama replied:
Yep. I guess Iraq is the new vacation spot and I missed the memo.

PrairieMom replied:
well... it kind SOUNDS like fun at first... I woulda come unhinged.

CantWait replied:
Real f'in nice

ZandersMama replied: Dear ex husband

I'm sorry the doctor says our son is autistic. However, the doctor didn't give it to him. I didn't give it to him. He is no different then the boy he was last week. So stop being a stupid a** and suck it up and deal with it. I have to.

Ex wife for a reason

stella6979 replied:
Those boys are so lucky to have you.

DVFlyer replied:
If this is a new thing for you, I would be happy to provide you with some information I've obtained from dealing with our son's autism.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like.

ZandersMama replied:
thank you, i pm'ed you

3xsthefun replied: Dear Maegan and Ryan,

Thankyou for going to bed so easy. Because you sure have not listened to a word I have said all day.

Love,
Your Mommy


Dear Husband,

I'm not happy with you right now. You make me so unhappy.
I'm not sure how I feel about you anymore.
Most of the time I'm happy when you are gone. I hate feeling this way because we are suppose be so in love.
I'm sad to say I don't feel like that any more most days.

Your wife

Kentuckychick replied: Dear Grey's Anatomy...



That is all.

mckayleesmom replied:
Sign my name to that..

My3LilMonkeys replied:
add me to the list.

my2monkeyboys replied: Dear economy,
Please pick up quickly. My family's welfare depends on you, and right now we're getting one step closer to bankruptcy every day.
And what's more, there are thousands of families just like us... struggling to make ends meet, and sometimes not even being able to do that.
Please, please get rolling in the right direction again.

Thank you,
A very broke and stressed-out wife/mother.

PrairieMom replied: dear Chair at panara,
thank you SO much for breaking, just as I was sitting on you today. I am sorry that my 129 pound frame was more than you could bare. rest assured that the embarrassment it caused me will be long lasting.
signed,
one lady in a restaurant FULL of people.

Insanemomof3 replied:
and me!

ZandersMama replied:
im sorry

youngmomofone replied: Dear husband,

I know you are Mexican and I am white; we established that already. But the never ending "white" jokes is getting old. If you have to comment on everything, then you shouldn't have married a "white" woman.

And no it isn't "hormones" that is making me bitchy whenever you open your mouth to say another one of those stupid jokes.

With annoyance,
Your irritated wife.

CantWait replied:
I f'in hate this. The "cracker jokes" do get very old. Thankfully this isn't an all the time thing.

my2monkeyboys replied: Why not spit some back at him? See how he likes it!?! It'll either get your point across or maybe you'll have fun poking fun at him a little.
That has to get old...

CantWait replied: Dear KIDS,

I was NOT impressed with your behaviour, attitude and non responsiveness today. I hope tomorrow will be better.

Your Mom

PS. Remember I love you no matter what, and you're NOT a bother to me.

xoxo

luvbug00 replied: Dear Dad,
can you PLEASE move your treadmill upstairs? you always want to run at the leaet convienent time:
Early morning: ( the 5 am wake up call is not nessisary, especially on weekends when you THINK i'm not home..HELLO car in driveway!!! )
mid afternoon: I just got off of work and i want to relax!
evening: i mean seriously.. can we say bedtime??

MOVE IT UPSTAIRS!!!
thanks,
your daughter..

DVFlyer replied: Dear Neighbor,

We put our house up for sale to move away from you. The fact you put a "For Sale By Owner" sign up immediately after our sign went in just cements what a complete and total a$$ you are.

Will you be paying me a commission when your house sells because of someone who originally looked at my house from our online advertising?

You have officially worn out your welcome. I wish you luck selling your house. That way I won't have to move. But I hope you move somewhere far away... like the sun.

Sincerely,

You know who I am.

TheOaf66 replied: Dear DW,

I apologize for being less than happy this weekend, I guess it starts when Friday did not go as well as I had hoped. I am very sorry that you are sick and hope you to get better. I was very stressed because you were at work for the weekend and I did not mean to take anything away from your day yesterday. Please accept my most sincere apology, as I let my disappointment get the best of me.

I love you very much

Your humble DH

TheOaf66 replied:
nice,

so apparently he is not happy with you either

A&A'smommy replied:
if you need to talk you can pm BTDT

DVFlyer replied:
Ya think.

A&A'smommy replied: dear husband,

I would like to know when the appreciation for all I do for our family starts, I constantly praise you for all you do but I get nothing in return except hugs when you know I'm angry and laughter because you are trying not to yell back at me when you left YOUR socks and trash all over this house. I hope you saw your sisters fb page that showed all her lovely husband did for her and i hope you feel bad for putting NO effort into our anniversary or mothers day.

Sincerely
Your hard working wife

CantWait replied:

Boo&BugsMom replied:
I give you and everyone else who has a child with autism so much credit. Those boys are so lucky to have such a loving mama.

Boo&BugsMom replied:
Forgiven, but it doesn't mean I'm still not upset.

moped replied:

coasterqueen replied: Dear gnats, gnats, gnats,

I am REALLY sick of you. Could you please go away? We wanted to go outside yesterday afternoon and as soon as we did you attacked us so much we had to go back inside withing 5 minutes. Then this morning as I was waiting at the bus stop with Kylie you kept attacking me. The bus driver and kids must have thought I was nuts swatting at what seemed like the air, but it was really you and all your friends.

Go back to where you came from and leave my land alone...go pick on someone else's land....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillbilly Housewife replied:
Gah! That's FAR from french. It's insulting to my heritage!!

Dear jerk-o;

no, I will not lend you 300$ because you thought it best to spend your rent money on a stupid piece of compter hardware to play your idiotic immature computer games with more graphic details, and now you have to skimp on daycare payments to pay your rent, which means that i have to dish out the cash ANYWAY.

Sincerely, your ex wife.

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Dear "Le Chateau".

I recently spent 440$ in your store. I buy a pair of last night to match one of the dresses I bought, and notice that one of the embroidery stitches on one of the dresses is completely unravelled. I call yoru store to see if i can come in and exchange the dress.. I only just bought them on Saturday...and you tell me that you have a no return policy.

HMmmmm, I wonder why. You junky store, now I remember why I stopped shopping there years ago.

CantWait replied:
Argh can you believe, one year dh bought me a shirt and a pair of pants there for Christmas, neither fit right so I tried to take them back, and they actually sat there and sniffed the pits of the shirt and the cratch of the pants, and when they weren't satisfied that it hadn't been worn, they said it smelled like smoke (ummm I don't smoke).

youngmomofone replied:
I do, trust me, but he will say that I'm being racist. He thinks that he can get away with it but once I dish it back ooohhh noooo I'm racist!

TheOaf66 replied:
tell him he is being racist when he says it to you, if he claims that he can't be then tell him he is using a double standard which is just as bad.

youngmomofone replied: Dear so called friend,

What you did to me yesterday was beyond sh*tty. We planned on doing a movie and lunch the day before, in fact you were the one who was very excited about it. Having your phone off so that I cannot call you or so you cannot read my texts was just wrong. Then when you return my text at 10pm laughing saying that you didn't know your phone was off was bull sh*t. You knew we had plans, so I'm sure that if you really wanted to go you would have turned your phone on and called me to see if we were still on.

I will never make plans with you again which will be easy as we are moving in two weeks. But thanks for a boring mother's day since i hate going to movies alone, and I wanted to go without husbands and without kids.

My2Beauties replied: Dear whoever feels like listening:

The past few weeks have been seriously crappy for me. I feel like I'm in a slump and I've not been a happy person. I am seriously stressed out because of my job situation I'm doing the job of 3 people right now and DH and I have been arguing a lot lately. Hanna is starting to talk back a lot and I have no reason why, she called me a stupid mommy on Mother's Day out of the blue for no reason, she just looked at me and said it. I wanted to cry I don't know why she's acting like this. I'm stressed and depressed and I just want to be happy!

Sincerely,

Feeling overwhelmed

Celestrina replied: Dear School Nurse:

Would you kindly try to file DS's dental forms? This is the third time I'll have to have one filled out because you say I didn't send it in. Thank you.

My3LilMonkeys replied:

Insanemomof3 replied:

A&A'smommy replied:


I'm sorry I hope the next few are a lot better!!!

A&A'smommy replied: Dear Friend,

When you obsessively call and I don't answer its not always because I just don't want to talk on the phone sometimes its because I'm actually busy or maybe not even home, stop assuming that i never have anything to do it gets on my nerves and don't just pop by and assume I'm going to stop what I'm doing sometimes I don't have time for company and if you would have waited 10minutes I would have called you and told you that I was busy and maybe you wouldn't have gotten your feelings hurt

Sincerely
annoyed

Also one other LITTLE thing if you could calm down on the complaining that would be great I only thought you complained a lot before you got pregnant and now you never stop I understand you are 8months pregnant I have been there TWICE also and know the feeling so please if you didn't want to be miserable then you shouldn't have gotten pregnant!!!!!!!

luvbug00 replied: Dear Brad,
how about trying for once in your life to be a man and not the scumb of the earth..you can start by doing the following..
a) steralize yourself, mya is tired of all the comptiotion and the government is tired for paying for your out of control hormones while you go buy youself the $400 IPHONE..
try helping out with mya. I mean instead of telling me that you pay me 300 a month and that is more then the court would have awarded me..that's fine and dandy but you still aren't here for her.
C) tell your wife to can it! Mya can't stand her and she isn't her mother and needs to stop forcing her family and children on mya and let mya love them in her own way and time..
D) stop smoking you dork, my kid comes home with her ashma all flared up..
E) Be faithful to your wife, your kids know what your doing and it is hard to explain all the numbers on your phone to an 8 year old..
F) can you PLEASE PLEASE pay a little more attention to mya, she feels ignored..
thanks,
your daughters mom

PrairieMom replied: Dear Christian Bale,

could you please please stop making all those shoot-em up and kill-em movies? You are totally hot, and I LOVE to watch you, but I intensely dislike stupid poo poo boy movies. How about Newsies 2?

Thank you in advance,
a gal that just likes to look at 'cha.

TheOaf66 replied:


cool down Tara,

you're married and that is just plain wrong to tell him to stop making action movies

DVFlyer replied:
<-------- totally waiting for the new Terminator movie!

TheOaf66 replied:
I know maybe Christian Bale will be naked like Arnie was in the original

I can see Tara now....rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind, play

coasterqueen replied:
Me, too!!! I can't wait to see that movie.

PrairieMom replied:
I don't want to see him neekid, I just like to watch him talk. preferably with his accent. He screws the whole thing up with that husky low batman thing he does.

TheOaf66 replied:
you can't watch an accent Tara

PrairieMom replied:
for some reason I really notice mouths on people, and he just has a really nice one. When He isn't messing it up with facial hair. and if he uses his accent... well, thats just icing. Orlando bloom has a nice mouth too.

TheOaf66 replied:

my2monkeyboys replied:
I am SO with you on this one!!! He can dress like an Elf, a sad man who just lost his father, whoever.... he is still HOT HOT HOT!

CantWait replied:

boyohboyohboy replied: Dear New Job,

I took this job with reservations about how it was going to feel returning to the work force. Could you please try a little harder to make me feel welcome? Maybe the staff could smile when they stare down a new person? Maybe housekeeping could try to clean that horrible nursing home smell out of the halls?
Maybe the smoking section for employees could be outback instead of right in the front parking lot where I have to cross to get in, thru smoke and dead blank stares?
Also if I promise to give it my best, could you pay me really really well?
thank you
your new employee

Calimama replied: Dear...

You're crazy. Certifiably. No wonder people are so weary to date into this family. You guys are more possessive than a family of lions.

Love,
Denise

luvbug00 replied: Omg i would take christian bale DOWN had i the oppertunity and Ohhhh I need a fan. He does have the most georgous mouth ever! what i wouldn't do to that man..

Dear Fed ex kid,
Your real sweet and i appriciate the flowers and shoes and everything else you spoil me with. But really I don't need it. I don't want it. It's really hard for me to keep telling you that i don't want to take advantage and harder to say no because you don't listen..LISTEN! I'm not gonna lead you on and i want to help you find somone who is right for you.I respect you alot and enjoy our friendship. Can we just keep things this way because i am not gonna date you.
thanks,
Your bff