The Hanna funny to top all Hanna funnies

My2Beauties wrote: OK so Hanna has gotten on this kick to where whenever someone else goes to the restroom and sits down to go...she chimes in and says no you get up I have to go pee pee. She follows me in there, Brian, Desiree, Desiree's friends when they come over, even our guests. She had a meltdown one day when a guest went in the bathroom because she said she "had to go right now!" A) She normally doesn't have to go at all and is just saying that because someone else is on the potty, once their done and we tell her the bathroom is all hers she then states that she miraculously doesn't have to go potty anymore and B ) we have two bathrooms now so I've tried to tell her that if one person is on one potty then it's rude to ask them to get off that potty because she has another potty she can use upstairs. So......as everyone knows I live in a barn so I'm using the bathroom the other night with the door wide open...I won't say which # I was doing but you'll get the drift!! Brian was laying on our bed watching baseball, our bedroom is across the hall from the bathroom, you can look in there if the door is open and hear everything going on in each room. So Hanna walks in there and starts her whole I gotta use the potty too routine. I told her it's not polite to ask people to get off the potty and that she can either wait until mommy is done or she can go upstairs and use that potty (I knew she didn't have to go because she had just went 10 minutes prior) So...she is telling me no she doesn't wanna use the upstairs potty and I need to get up, she is pulling her pants down and everything, walking around with her pants around her ankles and stuff. I told her to please pull up her pants and go upstairs and potty up there. So she says no I will wait for you and I said that's fine to wait, do not rush me. So of course I can't get any peace even in the bathroom and she stays in there with me the entire time causing a ruckus. She gets in the linen closet, the cabinets under the sink, she begs me to paint her fingernails again. So I had her pick out a color and I had her hand me the fingernail polish remover and all that jazz so I could get her out of my closet and my cabinets for the time being. Here I am sitting on the toilet trying to do my business and painting Hanna's fingernails Brian is in there chuckling the entire time getting the biggest kick out of this. So once I'm done painting her fingernails (it's the really fast dry kind that dries in like 30 seconds) she goes and shows Brian. She comes right back in there and starts her mommy get off the potty again routine. So I said Hanna now that is enough, I've told you to go upstairs or wait, you have no other choice, I'm not getting up until I'm finished and I want some peace when I potty (I was taking a while ) So, she goes you want peace I said yeah peace which means let mommy potty alone, I said go upstairs or go play with daddy and shut the bathroom door on your way out. Well she got really mad and goes "I will get you off that toilet" real matter of fact like and stormed int he bedroom, she crawled up to Brian and I heard her say "Daddy do you have a rope" and Brian is like "Do what" and she's like "a rope daddy I need a rope!" I said Brian I think she said a rope, and he goes "Well what do you need a rope for?" She goes "so that I can tie mommy up and pull her off that toilet!!!" I fell out laughing, we were both laughing at her so hard we could not stop it. I mean I had tears rolling down my face. Where does an almost 3 year old dream up lassoing (sp?) me off the pott. This is what she was talking about, a lasso!!!!! She wa smaking the arms like she was swinging one and everything! LOL LOL LOL!! That girl keeps us in stitches I swear!

Kaitlin'smom replied:

but come on girl next time CLOSE the door.

1lilpeanut2love replied:

My2Beauties replied:
I know I'm awful!

ediep replied:

Kaitlin'smom replied:
just tell me you shut the door when you have company......

MyBrownEyedBoy replied:
I'll join you in the awful club, LeaAnn.

My2Beauties replied:
Thanks, I have a friend!!

CantWait replied: Omgosh LeaAnn, she really wanted you off that potty.

gr33n3y3z replied: LOL she is too funny

amymom replied: Thanks I needed to laugh.

mckayleesmom replied: LOL...She is too funny.


Our bathroom is only about 10feet by 5 feet accross if that.....And this is including the room with the bathtub, toilet and sink.

I usually have...Russell, Mckaylee, Otis (the dog) and sometimes Mckaylee's bike in there.....

TANNER'S MOM replied: My kids will all join me in the bathroom..worse now then when they are grown.. if I close the door. I have to listen at them bang.. but if it's open... maybe the smell will run them away..it's my only defense.. sorry TMI

LeaAnn what are you gonna do with her.. she is too funny!

redplaydoh replied: That story was so stinkin cute! Pun intended... I needed that laugh so much. I can't get by with closing the door and I usually have to boys trying to climb into my lap the whole time I'm on the potty.

A&A'smommy replied: I"m absolutly LOVING this age, they are SOO funny!!!

quinnandjacob'smom replied: Wow, that was so funny! I always have lots of company in the bathroom too. It doesn't even phase me anymore!