What is something they've said recently - (all ages)
coasterqueen wrote: that just took you by surprise, had you laughing, or even made you upset or shocked? This is for kids of all ages (not just for the 4-7 year olds).
The girls and I were at the mall on Friday to visit the Easter Bunny. Megan had fallen asleep before we got a chance to see him so we walked around and did some shopping. We went to Macy's where I wanted to look at bras and while we walked passed the lovely colored displays of bras Kylie said "Oh mommy! Look at all the beautiful colors of bras! I can't wait til I can wear all these beautiful colored bras. (which at that point I giggled)....Mommy, I can't wait until I have breasts to fit into these beautiful colored bras".
OMG I was rolling! Daddy, of course, did not find it as funny as I did.
ZandersMama replied:
lisar replied: Well I cant remember exactly what Lexi said but she is on this kick of trying to use big words that she has no idea what they are. So she will put these big words into a sentence that make no sense. But to her it makes perfect sense. I love it. I will have to wait until she does it again to post something.
A&A'smommy replied: Alyssa has something similar before
Alyssa just told me that "big kitten is sad" (i'm at a friends house and one of the guys has a cat and since it isn't our little kitten its obviously the big kitten lol) I'm not really sure where she got that from but I just told her that she isn't sad she is just sleepy which is true She comes up with some off the wall stuff to say!!
amynicole21 replied: LOL! Sophia always talks about wearing my bras, too.
Two days ago I showed Nora (2yo this month) the little plants we had planted that had grown so quickly since the previous day. She made this really surprised face, covered her mouth and said "Oh my gosh!" I was rolling!
Sophia said that she like Blake on American Idol because he was "sexy and she liked his spiky hair"
A&A'smommy replied: Thats hilarious!!!
My3LilMonkeys replied: Madison is not the greatest talker but she LOVES food....she consistently amazes me with how well she can talk about food. The kid can barely say 'please' but can say broccoli, kielbasi or macaroni as clear as day!
StephanieM replied: My (almost) 7 year old (she'll be 7 in August) told me that she could no longer ride her little scooter (which she just got last year on her b-day) because "it's little and I'm almost 7!" It was just cute the way she said it.
A couple years ago, we were out at the mall and she had worn these shoes that were uncomfortable and she wanted to change them. Well, I don't make it a habit to carry an extra pair of shoes for all of my kids so, after a while of complaining, I told her that since we weren't at home, she was just going to have to deal with it for a little while. Then she got all upset and told me, "I always have to deal with it!" It was too funny.
luvmykids replied: Macie was mad about something the other day and mumbling to herself and I asked her to repeat it, she put her hands on her hips and said "Is your listener broke?" She's also on the kick of saying "Nevermind"
Kylie's phrase is "Now thats something you don't see everyday" when she sees something new or interesting
And this was SO not funny....in the car after church on Easter we passed a bunch of bikes and Kylie used her famous phrase, to which Colt replied "Yeah, what the f***?" I was livid but then I had to get madder at the person he heard it from, dear old dad He honestly didn't know it was bad and was just repeating it
Hillbilly Housewife replied: Oh Monica, I can soooo feel for you.
I have quite the potty mouth...and although I try to control it... My 3 year old is quite fond of saying "oh SH*T!!" when she spills or drops something. I can't "really" get mad at her for it, because she learned it from me... but at the same time, I tell her that SH*t is a "mommy word" and only mommies can say it.
When it slipped out form dh's mouth (which doesn't happen all that often at all) she told him to go sit in time out, he used a Mommy Word.
PrairieMom replied: Today we were playing on the monkey bars and Ben wanted me to swing on them . I told him I couldn't I wasn't strong enough. ( I actually tried..) And I told him that he must be stronger than me since he CAN swing on them.
he replied, "don't be so old mom. "
zdk753 replied: This past wkend we were seeing my friend's house. When Kailynn walked in she gasped & told her house was so pretty. My friend said something about it being messy right now to which Kailynn said "yeah, but you can tell it could be pretty."
lesliesmom replied: Leslie (soon to be 6) was sitting at the table eating pizza this weekend. She picked up her pizza, looked at me and said, "Mommy, did you know that when you eat the bottom of the pizza you're eating the body of Christ?"
|