What is the funniest reason you broke up - with someone in the past??

mckayleesmom wrote: I just thought of this when I was watching an episode of Fresh Prince of Belair where Hilary doesn't want to date this guy because his voice box is to big.



I dated a guy for about 9 months. Right before Christmas he suprised me by dressing up in a man thong.....SUPRISED I WAS... Then, I couldn't just break up with him right before Christmas.....so I broke up with him a couple weeks later....Man thongs are just as wrong as speedos...WRONG. .

cameragirl21 replied: because he wouldn't let me take his picture...i had just gotten a new camera and i wanted to test it out before i took it on a shoot and i tried to get him to pose for me and he refused.
it may sound stupid but i took it as a personal insult....

mckayleesmom replied:
maybe he was wanted

mysweetpeasWil&Wes replied: Small hands...smaller then mine...and I have very petite hands!

Calimama replied: Shorter than me. I'm 5'7 and he was 5'6... just wasnt flowing lol. I'm happy to say my hubby is a quite nice 5'10.

1lilpeanut2love replied: My DF is my first "real" boyfriend. I haven't broken up with him and hope I never will!!

A&A'smommy replied: umm lets see

I was dating this guy around christmas it was going really well he was sweet, VERY cute, we talked all the time I had him WRAPPED around my fingers which is exactly where I wanted him anyway I was mean.. he bought me the most hideous neclace EVER I broke up with him shortly after christmas. Bad taste in jewlery

paradisemommy replied: couldn't stand the way he chewed his food (like a cow)..

PrairieMom replied: The vast majority of my BF in HS got sent away to JDC (juvinille detention center) so I just broak up with them then. I wonder if they ever got together and talked about me...

stella6979 replied: He was ALWAYS in the bathroom. He didn't have any problems that I was aware of, but that's where he was most of the time. I figured he and the toilet were meant for eachother and who was I to stand in the way of a good thing. LOL!

luvbug00 replied: I think stuipidity. mostly from my leaf smoking boyfriends.

coasterqueen replied: You know, I'm trying to remember if *I* ever broke-up with a boyfriend before. I recall being either mutual decisions or broke-up with me because I cheated on them.

jcc64 replied:
Because he passed out while we were in the middle of having sex.

coasterqueen replied:
I have to laugh because that happened to one of my very close friends and she married him anyways. Course he's a great guy.

holley79 replied: I broke up with a BF because he was constantly in front of a mirror. He also would buy me clothes, have me try them on and then critize how it looked on me. (I think he was actually gay and didn't want to admit it.) Needless to say we dated for a SHORT time.

Jamison'smama replied: Because he routinely missed one button on his 501 button-up jeans. Was I really that petty in high school?

He is now a high powered attorney.

kit_kats_mom replied: because he tried to blow a snot rocket out of the car window...but the window was up and so tere was a glob of snot on it. total turn off.

Oh, and I dumped another because he kept writing me poetry that I just didn't get. I figured he was either too deep or too sensitive for me so I dumped him.

mckayleesmom replied:
Oh ya...the snot rocket would have closed the chapter in that book....That is disgusting.

holley79 replied:
Isn't that the way it works. One of my former BF's now owns his own AC/ Heating company, lives in a HUGE house.

mummy2girls replied: in highschool I broke up with my boyfriend because he had too much acne.. isnt that horrible of me? i cant believe i was that snotty!

other than that i was usually the one getting dumped!

Our Lil' Family replied: Because all he talked about was work. He was a hot shot driver and that was all he knew how to talk about and I couldn't care less about "big rigs" and "half tons" and stuff of the like, I was in college and wanted to talk about having fun! Plus his Cajun accent was HORRIBLE! But he really was a nice guy and liked me alot...oh well.

booey2 replied: Well maybe not funny, but I broke up with 1 guy because I wanted to date his friend and 1 guy because he wouldn't come up to school ( I was in Sudbury 4 hours away from home and him) for our annual formal (he stood me up before) and it was the last straw. If he hadn't stood me up that time I may have never meet/dated DH -the formal was our first date, thankfully he did and I lived happily ever after.

moped replied: Because he had ugly nasty gross feet..................

Kaitlin'smom replied: he was a bad kisser


and one cause I liked his brother I had dated him and wanted him back


I do wonder where some of these guy are now..........

Boo&BugsMom replied: I dumped a boyfriend because he always had bad breath...yuck! I can't stand bad hygiene...breath, boogers hanging, ear wax...blah!!!

joshsophia replied: I broke up with a boyfriend in ninth grade because he told me he didn't like when I wore sandals. Now, I could understand if my feet were grotesque but they are farely norman. I was simply offended........It is very funny now though...

Maddie&EthansMom replied: Oh my gosh...I was very picky in high school. I could have a crush on a guy for a year and when he started to like me I'd find a reason not to like him anymore. Or once we started dating I'd dump them for some weird reason. I think I was just scared.

One guy (who is still a very good friend) I dumped b/c he was too nice. We were such great friends...it was hard to think of him in other ways.

Another one I dumped b/c we didn't share the same beliefs My momma always told me not to date anyone I wouldn't marry. I took it to heart.

I dumped a guy b/c he was a horrible kisser and he was always a wreck around me. He was a neighbor and I didn't realize he had had a crush on me for so long. What a dork. I also met DH when I was dating this guy.

I actually dumped a lot of guys b/c they were 'too nice.' I never told them these things, I just stopped talking to them.

This is fun. It makes me realize just how perfect DH is for me.

luvmykids replied: I dumped a guy because he drove a VW Bug My dad was horrified at that so guess what I got for my first car