What is the most embarrasing thing - you have ever had happen to you

My2Beauties wrote: Mine would have to be the first time I ever...passed gas......in front of DF!

This is hilarious. I was sitting on the couch talking to my friend on the phone and I was sitting in the corner with my legs sort of spread, you know where you have your feet up on the couch pulled towards you, that sort of position. Well I got so into my conversation that I just forgot about him being in the room and I pushed it out (so it came out really loud and long) and I kept on talking or oh...15 seconds...then I realized what I had done and looked at him and he had this look of shock on his face and he was just staring at me, and I said OMG I forgot you were in the room, I started laughing so hard I almost peed my pants and I had my friend on the phone laughing her butt off!!! From then on I don't care if I let loose in front of him but that first time was so embarrasing!

due_any_day replied: i walked in on my dad and stepmom going at it in the shower about four days ago. 24 years old and that still is just......yeesh

mummy2girls replied: hmmmmm....I dont have the most embarrasing just embarrasing moments. Because for me i have ALOT of them...

~ I was at my place that i used to roomate with my sis and aron was over...My sister said something really funny so i started to laugh but i ended up farting...LOL. And it was a wiffy one! And too boot it was my first date with him... (my sis is friends with him and set us up that is why he was over at the house on the first date)

~ In highschool we had swimming as part of our physed activities. I decided to jump off of hte diving board. I was wearing a bikini. Well when i hit the water lets just say i was showing more than i bargained for...LOL

~ and one more.... I was out with a bunch of friends one evening and we were in a bar. I drank way too much shooters and other alcohol beverages and i felt not so well. I was sitting on a couch in the bar with one of my friends standing up beside me and this guy i have never met sitting next to me on the couch. I felt as if i was going to pass out so my friend(guy) was grabbing me to carry me out of the bar. He squeezed my stomach a little too hard because i ended up puking on the stranger sitting next to me...LOL.

I have more moments but i think 3 is plenty besides you guys may make fun of me!!!!!!!..LOL

lsjulee replied: Oh mine a big blunder. Sent me go hiding whenever I see them.

This happened many years ago, when Sean was still my boyfriend. We were living together then.

One day I received a call from a close friend of his - Friend A. The line was bad and I heard something liked ".. Friend B...has passed away. Pass the message around please." Now Friend B was a hard core bike racer. And I had feared the worst. I couldn't reach Sean then. He was with the military then. So I went calling other of his gangs, half crying, releasing this bad news. Had some of them crying with me too.

Then Sean called from camp in stern voice what had I been telling our friends. Oh no!! I had heard wrongly. Friend A was actually saying "Friend B's father has passed away." OMG!!!! I didn't know where to hide. My gosh!

Now even when recalling, I could sense my face turning red from embarressment.

My2Beauties replied: LOL @ puking in that stranger's lap! One time when I was at our state fair, there is this ride that send you around in circles and upside down and all kinds of crazy things, if you have a bad stomach it's not for you definitely! Well I was standing in line next to the ride for something else, I think to buy some tickets and this girl barfed on the ride and went all over the crowd including me, it got on my face! I almost want to puke myself thinking about it. It took everything I had not to throw up myself!

TANNER'S MOM replied: I have one that my family has never let me live down:

I was breast feeding my son, not at the moment but it was getting close to time and I was thinking about it.

My brother in law was over visting us. We have a local newspaper that sales used stuff, anything from farm equip, horses, dogs, household furn etc. It's called the "Thirty Nickle".

My brother was looking for a good horse, and I looked him in the eye and said, "Have u read the Thrifty Nipple?" I almost died when I said, This was 6 years ago and he still teasing me about. And I never say Thifty Nicke, I am afraid I wil mess up.

kimberley replied: LOL those are funny... now i am gonna think nipple every time i hear nickel

some of you already heard this story but it is by far my most "duh" moment!

coming home from school, i pulled up in the driveway just as i saw the recycling truck at the house beside me. of course my idiot ex didn't get off his lazy but to take it out, so i asked the guy if he would wait a sec while i ran to get our boxes. he said fine, but hurry. i was rushing so fast that when i pulled the storm door open to go inside, i didn't realize how hard i pulled it or how close my head was to the door... basically, i almost knocked myself out with the door. i shook my head and ran on to get the recycling out to the guy and he is just staring at my head, empties it, hands it back and walks away, still looking at me like i am insane. my ex is watching this whole time laughing his head off because blood is just pouring out of my head and here i am running around with recycle boxes. total slapstick moment!

and i have a horrible habit of holding in my sneezes so very often that force has to come out another way DH cracks up every time.

Josie83 replied: Did we have this a few months ago? I'm sure I told this story to someone recently, thought it was on here but obviously not. Will quickly tell it on here anyway, it is by far one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done. It was when I was pregnant with Cassie, I went to the hospital for a routine checkup, and the nurse told me to get ready for my examination. I just presumed that examination meant that they would want to check, you know, up there coz I was pregnant! So i took off my bottoms and knickers and sat round the curtain on the bed, feeling a bit nervous because obviously its not a nice thought and I had never been pregnant before. Then I heard this scream as the nurse comes back round to see me, and she's shielding her face and telling me to put my knickers back on, she only wanted to take my blood pressure! The mortal SHAME! xx

loveydad replied: *laughing* about that screen door thing. I was voice chatting with a freind of mine once, and he went outside for something and left the voice on.....anyway there's sliding glass doors that block off his office from the rest of the house. All the sudden i heard this HUGE crash. He'd run into the door with full force! The poor guy!

Once I was talking to a client- and I started talking about a cake that we'd had . I was trying to say "yeah, it was really good, white cake with rasberry ripples" but I said "white cake with rasberry nipples!" OMG! LOL

Once I was at the walmart in Nampa and needed to change Tracy. The bathrooms are just opposite of the one in Ontario. I went into what i thought was the mens- and ran into a women. She was kind of like "oh! sorry!" and then it dawned on both of us that that was NOT supposed to happen! Woops! i went in the girls room!

A&A'smommy replied: LOLOLOL ya'll have me cracking up LOLOLOL ya'll are SOOO funny..... hmmm I don't really have any, not that I have never done anything embarressing I just tend to block it out!

MomofJandB replied: I was dating this guy who took me to see the Nutcracker. We were on a double date with friends. As we were leaving the ballet, I was walking backwards talking to one of them and ran into one of those velvet rope poles, you know, the ones that divide the lines like at movies. next thing I know I am flat on my back, legs in the air and, yes, I was in a dress! HE was so embarassed, HE walked out the lobby door leaving me on the floor!!!! The lobby was so crowded because everyone was leaving the show! I about died!!! My friend helped me up and I caught up to him to "thank" him for helping me! Thank god that relationship didn't last!

maestra replied: Getting caught "in the act" at dh's parents house back when we were dating. We both still hide our heads and turn read when we think about it.

My2Beauties replied: You guys are cracking me up with these funny stories!

Boys r us replied: Hmm..gosh..I have SOOOO MANY!

but one that was, well rather embarrassing. A couple of years ago, I went to the dr b/c I had a urinary tract infection. So the nurse took me in the bathroom and handed me a cup and she showed me the little trap door thing where I was supposed to put my "specimen" so the lab could get it when I was done. Weeeeellllll, she then says to me, becareful, the spring on this door is very heavy and it slams shut easily. So i'm like okay okay whatever, I've gotta pee, get out of here.
I peed int he cup and wrote my name on it(btw do you all write your name on the cup before or after you pee??) and I opened the door, well right as I had the cup almost on the ledge inside the door, the door SLAMMED out of my hand and hit the cup kncoking it almost to the top of the ceiling and pouring my PEE ALL DOWN THE WHITE WALLPAPER IN THE BATHROOM! Okay..soo here I am scrambling, trying to catch some pee in the cup..as it ran down the wall
I wasn't able to recover enough, so I had to tell the nurse what happened!

2nd embarrassing story ya'll already know..I accidentally emailed the wrong michael, whom happened to be the biggest boss in Wachovia Bank that a person could have(uhm..my boss indirectly) and asked him if he'd ever gotten out of the shower and hung a wet bath towel on his D*CK! Yeah..that was pretty d@mn embarrassing! I had menat to send it to my friend who works here whose name is almost the samething as the boss's name!

Josie83 replied:
That's hilarious!! haha! that happened to us at Jasn's mum and dad's house back in the day . . . his dad walked in when we were . . . you know . . . with a cup of tea for Jason and just spluttered a bit and went back out! if it had been my parents it would have been holy hell but Jason's dad just made some sort of joke. his mum was so funny as well, because obviously we were embarrassed but she just said "its only natural, have a good time while you're young, because when you've been together a while it goes out the window!" Which made Jason cringe even more! These stories are hilarious by the way!! x x

My2Beauties replied:
ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I remember the email story but the pee pee story is classic!

redchief replied: i was taking my wife on one of our first dates. We were both dressed to the nines and I was the gentlest gentleman in the world. I never noticed that my father-in-law had a guest arrive while I was waiting for her to get ready. But when we went out to the car, I HAD to have seen the car parked behind mine. I don't remember, but there's no way I could have missed it. Well... I opened the door for my date, spun around the car, got in and promptly backed into my father-in-law's friend's car. I was mortified. My father-in-law NEVER let me live it down.