what is the most embarressing thing your child has - stemming from Jennasmommy post
ediep wrote: about the feminine hygene products  LOl at Jenna!!!
Around Christmas time Jason and I were in target, he was sitting in the cart looking around while I was shopping. We passed a rabbi shopping, he had a hat on and a long white beared, and what did Jason say...of course...."Ho Ho Ho, Santa!!"
I don't think the Rabbi heared him, or if he did he didn't say anything. I just ignored it because I didn't want to embarress the Rabbi.. I was cracking up inside!!!
mammag replied: That is funny!
I can't think of anything really bad my kids have done to embarass me at the moment though I'm quite certain they have don't it plenty of times. I'm just terribly good at embarassing myself..... 
ian'smommy replied: I shared one of the embarrassing things Ian did when we were eating out and he pointed up and said "big titty" (big kitty) just as the waitress walked up to the table... we could have died... but otherwise, we were eating out the other days with friends who were visiting out of town and Ian said he had to "pee pee in potty" so I got up and took him to the restroom.... When I was getting his pants back on, a woman came in and let herself into the other stall... Ian of course told me that she was going potty. I said, "yes let's get your pants on." Just as we were ready to walk out, the woman emerged from the stall and Ian cheered and clapped for her... LOL  I told him that she didn't need his encouragement... She just smiled...
bwalkerletters replied: My stepdaughter once saw a guy in Walmart and he had a patch over one eye. She looked up at him and said ARRRRRRGH, a pirate! 
ediep replied: those are great!!! Anyone else??
ammommy replied: When Alec was beginning to potty train, he told a nurse (thank heavens) that Mommy doesn't have a penis but she can pee anyway 
My neighbor's boy told me once when he was about 2-2.5 that Mommy was mad at Daddy and he wasn't getting any for a long time. Then he asked me if I knew what daddy wasn't getting because mommy wasn't telling him.
A&A'smommy replied: LOLOL those are halarious!!!
I don't really have anything embarressing to share yet 
ian'smommy replied: I came up with another embarrassing moment... was the same day as the potty thing in the restaurant.... We attended a wedding of a guy we know... At the reception, just as it was starting, Ian caught sight of the very beautiful wedding cake. He ran over and before I could stop him he stuck his finger in the bottom piece in the front and dug a nice little hole...  I wanted the floor to swallow me up...  Seeing as it was the front of the cake, it would show in pictures... Luckily since each level of the cake was not attached, the people that catered the wedding were able to turn the bottom piece around to hide the hole... When the couple cut the cake however, they caught sight of the hole. I saw them pointing at it and talking to each other. When I had a chance, I told them that Ian did it and they were great about it... Just laughed... Several people know about it now and a lady that I know that attended the wedding also, took a picture of the hole in the cake to give to me... I will post it when I get it.... 
It's not the first time he stuck his finger in someone else's cake... It was a birthday cake the first time... But I wasn't as horrified because birthday cakes don't cost as much as a wedding cake... LOL
Mommy2BAK replied: Well, Blakely isn't old enough to SAY anything to embarass me yet, but one day I ran in the post office with her on my hip and there were about 15 people standing in line we were in about the middle of the line, it was taking SOOO long so everyone was mad and being silent. Well, in the midst of this silence my precious little girl releases the loudest, manliest burp I have ever heard, so of course everyone turned to look at me, and then they realized it was her and the all began laughing.
ian'smommy replied:
hehehe... Ian has done things like that too... Tooting or burping...  He even fakes a burp just so her can say excuse me... It sure attracts the attention of others...
Isabelita replied: LOLOL these are so funny...
moped replied: Well this wasn't jack, but my sisters daughter has done a few things that I thought might be funny for you all!!!
I have an aunt who is on the bigger side - quite overweight - anyways, great lady and my neice was wanting her to spin her around, my aunt siad "Oh no i couldn't"
SHe said "Why are you too fat" LOL...............................then later that same day they were having a bowl of fruit and she said to the SAME aunt - I think you should stop eating fruit now...........UGH
ian'smommy replied:
I would have died... Children are so innocently blunt...
coasterqueen replied: The most embarassing thing Kylie has ever done has to be setting off the fire alarm/emergency exit alarm in Menards sometime back (can't remember when exactly she did it). I posted about it before, man was that embarassing!
Mylilprincesses replied: Wow, I think I could come up with a ton but the most recent in my mind happened about a month or two ago at a restaurant. Justin and I were out to dinner and the girls were with us. The bus boy (who was a bit on the "radical" looking side with a few piercings and longer hair) came to bring us water and as he's standing there setting down napkins and pouring water, Olivia starts NOT SO QUIETLY blurting out, "I no like him! HIM!" and if I didn't want to die at that point, she continued with, "Mommy! Him! THAT DUDE!!" (I know, I'm sure "dude" lol) pointing her little pointer finger practically a foot away from the poor guy's face). OMG I WANTED TO CRAWL IN A HOLE. To make matters worse, I was TRYING not to laugh too, especially since Justin was next to me beet red.
Out of the mouths of babes, huh?
Jamison'smama replied: okay, here's ours. My DH's father just recently got remarried--his wife died this past year. Well the wedding was in Texas--we stayed at DH's sister's home about 5 hours away--so---we drove to the wedding where we then realized we forgot Jamison's shoes--so, there she was in a beautiful dress with bare feet. Then, right as we were to walk down the aisle, Jamison pooped---no stopping, we had to go. She proceeded to tell us she pooped (as we were walking down the aisle) and man oh man did she STINK!!!! THen we sat on the front row where Jamison tried and tried VERY LOUDLY to blow out the unity candles and became quite angry that we wouldn't let her.
paradisemommy replied: this isn't so much embarrassing since we were at home but more funny - last night taven called me in the bathroom to show me he has TWO boys..one testicle in each hand..telling me..."see...1, 2" then afterwards got into a debate with his daddy because i made him repeat it to him...
dh: no son you only have 1 boy...
taven: no i have TWO boys..
and on and on..
coasterqueen replied:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
DansMom replied: Daniel's very into his anatomy right now, and we've discussed that girls are different from boys. So my mom was babysitting him yesterday, and when I got home she was laughing. She said he pointed to her and said "Grammy Linda, you have a p*n*s!" I hadn't prepared her for this possibility, but of course he assumes that everyone has what he has unless they tell him otherwise, and he likes to tell people what they have. It's funny, but embarrassing.
Also last night, we were eating at a little cafe attached to the Whole Foods market, and he kept telling me that this guy at the next table had a bandaid on his face. I didn't want to look, but just talked very quietly in response to encourage him to keep his voice down. Then he said very sympathetically but loudly "That guy has a boo-boo!!" I was trying very hard not to laugh.
kit_kats_mom replied: Well, yesterday at Sea World, K announced in the bathroom that "Mommy you have fur on yours?" really loudly!
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littlemama replied: Not sure if I was ticked this day or if I was imbarrassed, now that I think about it its not a big deal. Our family was at Burger King having supper. (last yr) After kids ate they went to go play. The oldest comes back about 10 minutes later telling me that my four yr old pooped in the play area. I had to tell the manager, they shut down the play area to climb up there to clean up my sweet daughters present she left. We decied to leave after, older kids were upset cause they really didnt get to play in there, my twins screamed on the way out cause they didnt get a chance to go in at all. And Breanna..guilty one, knew I was upset. That day all eyes were starring at me, so I felt and not cause they adored my twins as most people notice and stare. So ya I feel that that was more inbarrassing now that I think back. On that day I would have said I was very ticked. lol
My2Beauties replied: OMG these are so hilarious! Hanna can't really make comments on certain things just yet but she's done a few things that are a little embarrassing. She has farted very loudly in public places and laughed hysterically about it (she gets that from me, because when she toots I even get a kick out of it), one time when Brian was getting out of the bathtub, I had gone in there to ask him a question or someone was on the phone or something and she pointed to his "man" and tried to swat at it Needless to say he was like "get her outta here now!"
OK one time Brian's little brother Kenny (who is 8), we're all sitting at Texas Roadhouse and it was extremely crowded, we were waiting on a table. For some reason we were talking about beans and he goes yuck beans, there was a couple sitting across from us so I didn't really say this loudly but I wish I never would have because it fueled his fire, just so him and Desiree would get in a little chuckle I said you know what they say "Beans Beans good for our heart the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel so have some beans with every meal!" No sooner then the last word - meal - comes rolling off my tongue Kenny lifted up his butt (on a wooden bench at that) and let out the biggest fart I have ever heard in my life! I completely died! OMG he got in so much trouble, I had to run outside so he wouldn't see me laughing as hard as I was!
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